there should be college credits for this ep. A+++++++

no! Uggi! this has happened to my (Uggi-like) dog before. i’m sorry.

oh cool! i’m going to take this as positive news until/unless i hear otherwise

i have used an actual banana in a pinch! i think you’re andy warhol, not chabad

omg yes. this is exactly the signage in the assisted living where my father was.

love this photo! where is it?

“i’m jonathan” [the pause] “and i’m james”

valid.

it’s weird to mention yiddish just because the guy you hate is jewish

most references to a living language being “ancient” get real weird real fast but talking about the ancientness of a language that’s barely a thousand years old feels like its own kind of weird

I misread this as it having actually happened lol

athena and apollo, make it so

i can’t get past the kerning. it’s all i see.