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🤘Joy 🇲🇩🇺🇦🦂🪄
@joylamb123.bsky.social
👋Human, known as B. B. Calais
💭My opinions are my own
🇺🇸Public servant, necessarily subversive
🦄I write, dance, and love complex music (ex.jazz/thrash)
🌍My favorite animals are other humans
✨ Pagan
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Ally
Pinned
Use the fucking commas and periods the gods gave you!
Super proud of this log cake I made ☺️
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
December 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
MRI Results: Reproductive organs unremarkable.

Excuse me, but I happen to think my uterus in particular is pretty fucking remarkable, thankyouverymuch. 😤
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Sad about Tom Stoppard passing... what an extraordinary playwright 💔
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I love people. I am a people person. If I had to choose between eternal solitude and crowds, I would likely pick crowds. Although I am an introvert, I can't stand being alone for too long.

Some days, however, I hate people to my bones.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Linkedn algorithm is wild.
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Writing today about the Federal shutdown ending, I almost said "Federal shitshow" on an official communication.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I made this Kiev cake from scratch to standard Soviet specifications. I can't decorate with frosting to save my life. The Karl Marx factory would have fired me on day one.
#homemade #kievskiy
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's my birthday today. I went poling like every Friday. Did not quite get to the suicide spin. Next time. 🤞
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Which idiot stretched the definition of an acronym to make up this bullshit from CMS today?

"GENErating cost Reductions fOr U.S. Medicaid (GENEROUS)"

Wtf is this Trumpcare shit???
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Congratulations to #NYC on their excellent choice for mayor!

Yay to us Californians for passing #Prop50!

💙
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Good luck to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social in tomorrow's NYC election!

Good luck to California in tomorrow's redistricting vote! @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

💙🤞
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is so true. It's also true for our behavioral health professionals. They struggle day in and day out.

Who takes care of the people who care for us? Why do we expect superhuman resilience from these people?
Moral distress should NOT be seen as an occupational hazard of practicing medicine.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
California!

Special election day is this Tuesday for Prop 50! That's 2 days from today.

Vote YES.

Fuck Trumpism.
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't like being sick on Halloween. This is not fun. I demand my money back. 😭
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Merry Samhain, glorious folk!
a pumpkin with a face carved into it is lit up
ALT: a pumpkin with a face carved into it is lit up
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Witching.
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Got tired of all the negativity all around.
Went rogue at work this morning. Getting good engagement and fun reactions 😁
#positivityintheworkplace
#goodtrouble
#resistanceisnotfutile
#givethanks
#bekind
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
White rabbit has been rescued and is now safe. If anyone in the Simi Valley area is missing a white rabbit with red eyes that is litter trained, let me know.
#lostpet #simivalley
But, really, anyone missing a rabbit in 93065?
#lostpet #simivalley
"So she was considering in her own mind..., whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Lots of passive aggressive things happening in the women's bathroom this morning. 🎪
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Gotta love it when the spouse's J-RPG pulls out an obscure vocabulary word. Today's gem?

*Obsequiously.*

Used in a sentence: "MAGA heeds Trump's words obsequiously."
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
But, really, anyone missing a rabbit in 93065?
#lostpet #simivalley
"So she was considering in her own mind..., whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"So she was considering in her own mind..., whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM