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It is a post. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…
What a stupid f*cking idea. NOBODY who knows ANYTHING about insurance wants this for Americans.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
HOW IT STARTED:
So excited to see Sting perform tonight at the Seminole Hard Rock! Flew in last night from CT just for this!
HOW IT ENDED:
%$&;! 🤬
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
A friend sent me this because her friends’s bird has developed an attitude since Tuesday and now she’s suspicious her friend’s bird is Antifa…
I’m not sure if Antifa but he definitely has socialist swagger…
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Have we finally heard the last from Cuomo?
Please let this be the last.
💙🙏🏻💙
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My MAGA friend ALWAYS expects the worst.
“Can’t wait…”.

Yeah, ok.
Keep waiting.
Yawn.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Of all the Spanish she could’ve used for her racist costume, she picked a word that doesn’t work unless you KNOW enough Spanish to pronounce the “J” as “Y”.
As is, her date who is dressed as ICE, is juicy & she can’t tell if he’s coming ‘cuz he’s not in her hand & oh yeah, she spelled cumming wrong
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Before Alex Winter ever had an excellent adventure, before he was waiting for Godot, he was my favorite Lost Boy.😍
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Fun Fact: Cheung is one of those rare types who looks just as ugly upside down as right side up…
Totally indistinguishable.
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
@bill-jubran.bsky.social should post here directly.
In the meantime, here’s this from FB:
October 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
Please tell us he’s real.🙏🏻

After the Louvre jewelry heist on Sunday, a photo distributed by The Associated Press showing 3 policemen outside the museum — & a sharply-dressed man — confused many people on social media. Who is the dapper man? Is he even real? nyti.ms/4hrDbkY
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
… hey, I’m throwing as fast as I can, too.
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Try giving Lexus cookie cutters this year so they can make Lexus cookies and give the gift of Lexus themselves, but be sure to quote the commercial as you do. 😎
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fun Fact:
In Florida, there are only two kinds of service animals permitted to escort a voter into the voting area:
1. Service dogs
2. Service miniature horses
And no, I am not making this up so yeah, I could definitely see him f**king a horse (at least in a Florida voting booth…)
October 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I will never hear “Piano Man” the same way ever again…
October 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Weird how I’m now reminded to check for camel toe before I leave for yoga… Thanks.
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
They spelled “aching” wrong and yeah I know it’s “breaking” but damn she could be either or both…
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
ATTENTION FELLOW ANTIFA!
Do NOT fall for the payment promise!
Soros is 95 years old and will pay you in S&H Green Stamps!
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sure, some called him Richard, but he was always Dick Head to us. 🙏🏻💙🙏🏻
October 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I don’t know if any of you have ever read your own medical reports, but this isn’t written by a doctor; they don’t use this wording, especially the word “exceptional”.
I’ve read many and I’ve never seen a report using the language seen here.
Any real doctors care to weigh in?
October 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Of course they do…
October 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Right covered up.
Left bruised.
So yeah, something’s not right…
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My MAGA friend thinks I’m on the Soros payroll…
October 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Chevy Chase always started his SNL Weekend Update segment on a phone speaking (presumably) to a lover and once quickly ended their convo with: “Noooo, you're not supposed to blow on it - that's just an expression” And I will always love him for that…😎
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Diversity Hands!
October 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Who wore it better?
October 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM