Joey Blue
@jp262.bsky.social
The 2025 election proved what’s possible when we turn out to vote. Stay engaged, talk to your friends and neighbors about things that impact their lives, and we will build a coalition of pissed but decent people who will boot these MF-ers out in 2026!
When life gives us Lemons, we must all come to Lemon’s aid. Love him or hate him, Don Lemon is not afraid to speak truth to power, and this will only give him an opportunity to report firsthand this Administration’s efforts to silence him. May this blow up bigly in the “Justice” Department’s faces.
January 30, 2026 at 1:49 PM
When life gives us Lemons, we must all come to Lemon’s aid. Love him or hate him, Don Lemon is not afraid to speak truth to power, and this will only give him an opportunity to report firsthand this Administration’s efforts to silence him. May this blow up bigly in the “Justice” Department’s faces.
Here’s some 2-for-1 advice for the Trump Administration and Russia (you know, since this Admin seems to be a wholly owned subsidiary of the Kremlin): If you want peace and safety in Minneapolis and Ukraine (and spoiler alert - they don’t), no negotiations are needed. Just get the fuck out!
January 29, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Here’s some 2-for-1 advice for the Trump Administration and Russia (you know, since this Admin seems to be a wholly owned subsidiary of the Kremlin): If you want peace and safety in Minneapolis and Ukraine (and spoiler alert - they don’t), no negotiations are needed. Just get the fuck out!
A little advice for our Italian friends… consider yanking them from their vehicles, whisking them off to an overcrowded chain-linked detention center, serving them tainted water and bug-infested food, then fly them down to CECOT for an indefinite stay. What’s good for the goose as they say…
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 PM
A little advice for our Italian friends… consider yanking them from their vehicles, whisking them off to an overcrowded chain-linked detention center, serving them tainted water and bug-infested food, then fly them down to CECOT for an indefinite stay. What’s good for the goose as they say…
Is it any surprise someone would attack Representative Omar after Dear Leader has been relentlessly attacking her, calling her garbage and saying she doesn’t love the country? I suppose this will be a cue for reporters like Kristen Welker to ask Democrats how they will turn down the temperature! 🤦🏻♂️
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Is it any surprise someone would attack Representative Omar after Dear Leader has been relentlessly attacking her, calling her garbage and saying she doesn’t love the country? I suppose this will be a cue for reporters like Kristen Welker to ask Democrats how they will turn down the temperature! 🤦🏻♂️
We rightfully have focused on the depraved murder of Alex Pretti, but anybody who watched that agent shove the lady as hard as he could just before he and his goons took down Petti knows that even THAT should be a reason to withhold ICE funding because assaults like that happen every single f-n day!
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
We rightfully have focused on the depraved murder of Alex Pretti, but anybody who watched that agent shove the lady as hard as he could just before he and his goons took down Petti knows that even THAT should be a reason to withhold ICE funding because assaults like that happen every single f-n day!
“Fire Kristi Noem into the Sun”
Never thought I would agree with the National Review, much less post something from them, but this alleged human being puts the “ick” in Icarus, and a one-way trip to the Sun sounds like a solid plan. Maybe Elon can help with transportation…
Never thought I would agree with the National Review, much less post something from them, but this alleged human being puts the “ick” in Icarus, and a one-way trip to the Sun sounds like a solid plan. Maybe Elon can help with transportation…
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“Fire Kristi Noem into the Sun”
Never thought I would agree with the National Review, much less post something from them, but this alleged human being puts the “ick” in Icarus, and a one-way trip to the Sun sounds like a solid plan. Maybe Elon can help with transportation…
Never thought I would agree with the National Review, much less post something from them, but this alleged human being puts the “ick” in Icarus, and a one-way trip to the Sun sounds like a solid plan. Maybe Elon can help with transportation…
Sure there has been a slaughter in the henhouse, but fret not, folks, the foxes are on the case and promise to get to the bottom of things.
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Sure there has been a slaughter in the henhouse, but fret not, folks, the foxes are on the case and promise to get to the bottom of things.
Donald’s handling of the Epstein files should not be a tough call. You either support protecting pedophiles (22%) or you don’t (66%), yet 12% are supposedly on the fence? Bullshit. They know where they stand but won’t admit it. So the real support number? 34%. Seriously, fuck these people!
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Donald’s handling of the Epstein files should not be a tough call. You either support protecting pedophiles (22%) or you don’t (66%), yet 12% are supposedly on the fence? Bullshit. They know where they stand but won’t admit it. So the real support number? 34%. Seriously, fuck these people!
When I was growing up, I was naive enough to think that everyone around me in the movie theater was also rooting for the hero. Turns out a third of the country has been pulling for the villains all along, and now, 1 in 5 are emboldened enough to openly cheer on the bad guys.
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
When I was growing up, I was naive enough to think that everyone around me in the movie theater was also rooting for the hero. Turns out a third of the country has been pulling for the villains all along, and now, 1 in 5 are emboldened enough to openly cheer on the bad guys.
Massive waves of ice will be invading much of the country this weekend, bringing unwelcome loads of fragile white snowflakes with it. We may want to reconsider how we name these storms going forward. 🫤
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Massive waves of ice will be invading much of the country this weekend, bringing unwelcome loads of fragile white snowflakes with it. We may want to reconsider how we name these storms going forward. 🫤
Neat. There’s apparently a framework of a concept of the fabric of a notion that the configuration of an impression with the foundation of a theory of a belief in an idea regarding an agreement with Denmark about the future of Greenland has been agreed upon. Should be ready in two weeks I hear. 🤷♂️
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Neat. There’s apparently a framework of a concept of the fabric of a notion that the configuration of an impression with the foundation of a theory of a belief in an idea regarding an agreement with Denmark about the future of Greenland has been agreed upon. Should be ready in two weeks I hear. 🤷♂️
It tracks where Tesla’s stock ended today because people really have to be smoking something strong if they’re still supporting this GD fascist who must think he didn’t do enough damage last election and so will be trying to buy more elections to keep these fascist pricks in power. Fuck that guy.
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It tracks where Tesla’s stock ended today because people really have to be smoking something strong if they’re still supporting this GD fascist who must think he didn’t do enough damage last election and so will be trying to buy more elections to keep these fascist pricks in power. Fuck that guy.
Can these people not make up their minds, or is it only ok to disrupt churches when ICE wants to arrest people? (And yes, that’s rhetorical.)
January 2025:
Churches are fair game when it comes to hunting down migrants.
January 2026:
How dare you disrupt church services and protest ICE.
January 2025:
Churches are fair game when it comes to hunting down migrants.
January 2026:
How dare you disrupt church services and protest ICE.
January 20, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Can these people not make up their minds, or is it only ok to disrupt churches when ICE wants to arrest people? (And yes, that’s rhetorical.)
January 2025:
Churches are fair game when it comes to hunting down migrants.
January 2026:
How dare you disrupt church services and protest ICE.
January 2025:
Churches are fair game when it comes to hunting down migrants.
January 2026:
How dare you disrupt church services and protest ICE.
Since Thesaurus Day falls on a Sunday this year, let’s look up synonyms for Fake Christians:
Hypocritical
Pharisaical
Sanctimonious
Self Righteous
Holier than thou
Pietistic
Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
And of course… Republican.
So endeth the service. Go in peace! Republican Jesus be with you…
Hypocritical
Pharisaical
Sanctimonious
Self Righteous
Holier than thou
Pietistic
Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
And of course… Republican.
So endeth the service. Go in peace! Republican Jesus be with you…
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Since Thesaurus Day falls on a Sunday this year, let’s look up synonyms for Fake Christians:
Hypocritical
Pharisaical
Sanctimonious
Self Righteous
Holier than thou
Pietistic
Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
And of course… Republican.
So endeth the service. Go in peace! Republican Jesus be with you…
Hypocritical
Pharisaical
Sanctimonious
Self Righteous
Holier than thou
Pietistic
Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
And of course… Republican.
So endeth the service. Go in peace! Republican Jesus be with you…
Still not The Onion… Donald will impose tariffs on some NATO partners because… checks notes… they don’t want us to forcibly take over another NATO country. 🤷♂️🤦🏻♂️
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Still not The Onion… Donald will impose tariffs on some NATO partners because… checks notes… they don’t want us to forcibly take over another NATO country. 🤷♂️🤦🏻♂️
This is not a joke. He doesn’t joke. He isn’t capable of humor. Karoline Pieceofshitt said he was being “facetious.” And yes, we know he doesn’t have that authority, but he controls the military and has state officials more than willing to do his bidding, so this threat cannot simply be laughed off.
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This is not a joke. He doesn’t joke. He isn’t capable of humor. Karoline Pieceofshitt said he was being “facetious.” And yes, we know he doesn’t have that authority, but he controls the military and has state officials more than willing to do his bidding, so this threat cannot simply be laughed off.
So let me see if I have this straight… The Justice Department is a month delinquent in releasing 99 percent of the Epstein Files, but they have time for this petty,
vindictive bullshit? 🤷♂️
vindictive bullshit? 🤷♂️
January 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
So let me see if I have this straight… The Justice Department is a month delinquent in releasing 99 percent of the Epstein Files, but they have time for this petty,
vindictive bullshit? 🤷♂️
vindictive bullshit? 🤷♂️
I’m not sure whom to feel more embarrassed for —Machado because she knows you have to flatter this guy to get what you want; Donald, because he’s so uncomfortably thirsty for the Peace Prize; his cult because they don’t cringe at this; or us because we have become the laughing stock of the world! 🤦🏻♂️
January 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I’m not sure whom to feel more embarrassed for —Machado because she knows you have to flatter this guy to get what you want; Donald, because he’s so uncomfortably thirsty for the Peace Prize; his cult because they don’t cringe at this; or us because we have become the laughing stock of the world! 🤦🏻♂️
He wants this more than he wants the Nobel Peace Prize or his daughter on his lap. Don’t give him an excuse, Minnesota. And if you notice an agitator in your midst trying to stoke violence, they are likely rightwing plants. Immediately notify your local police to handle. Stay safe out there folks.
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
He wants this more than he wants the Nobel Peace Prize or his daughter on his lap. Don’t give him an excuse, Minnesota. And if you notice an agitator in your midst trying to stoke violence, they are likely rightwing plants. Immediately notify your local police to handle. Stay safe out there folks.
At the rate we’re going, I’d be surprised if the IOC doesn’t try to move the 2028 Olympics from LA. If they don’t, will there even be any countries that would actually want to send their athletes here? You think it’s a shit show now? It’s only been a year. He’s just getting started.
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
At the rate we’re going, I’d be surprised if the IOC doesn’t try to move the 2028 Olympics from LA. If they don’t, will there even be any countries that would actually want to send their athletes here? You think it’s a shit show now? It’s only been a year. He’s just getting started.
America says anything less than having the Epstein Files in our hands is unacceptable…
January 14, 2026 at 1:21 PM
America says anything less than having the Epstein Files in our hands is unacceptable…
I’d say we should send some of our ICE pricks over there since they’re so clearly itching to see action, but they would probably just wind up killing the protestors. 🫤
January 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I’d say we should send some of our ICE pricks over there since they’re so clearly itching to see action, but they would probably just wind up killing the protestors. 🫤
If you believe this guy that the United States needs to conquer Greenland because Russia or China might do so first, then yes, it’s true — you are a fucking idiot!
January 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If you believe this guy that the United States needs to conquer Greenland because Russia or China might do so first, then yes, it’s true — you are a fucking idiot!
Doesn’t even maga get tired of all the weak, “I don’t know him,” or, “I don’t know anything about it” responses? Why can’t their champion, the supposed pillar of strength they imagine him to be, acknowledge this is his doing? Everyone knows he directed this, so why be so wishy washy? 🤷♂️
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Doesn’t even maga get tired of all the weak, “I don’t know him,” or, “I don’t know anything about it” responses? Why can’t their champion, the supposed pillar of strength they imagine him to be, acknowledge this is his doing? Everyone knows he directed this, so why be so wishy washy? 🤷♂️
Today is National Human Trafficking Awareness Day! We know that elected Republicans are more than aware of Human Trafficking. The problem is that they don’t give a shit about trafficking victims. If they did, they would be pushing this Administration to release the Epstein Files immediately!
January 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Today is National Human Trafficking Awareness Day! We know that elected Republicans are more than aware of Human Trafficking. The problem is that they don’t give a shit about trafficking victims. If they did, they would be pushing this Administration to release the Epstein Files immediately!