Add to his day 1 items: move all future swearing in ceremonies to a golf course in Florida. In May.

HatGPT - where results are custom tailored to the size of the user’s head.

You sir, are a mad genius.

Same! I was on Windows 95 for the first two years of my career. Also coded in Notepad. Something I’m very proud of.

I could hear the drum roll in that ellipsis

Speaker was freaking out that his slides won’t be seen. Tensions were escalating.

Random person (not a hotel employee) walks in, sees the looks on everyone’s faces and PULLS. THE. CORD. in the corner to close the blinds.

Sometimes, folks, the simplest solution is truly the best.