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J.Paul Emerson Jr
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From the Age of Aquarius, this Iconoclast marches to a broken drum, carrying on the Work - keeping it Gonzo... #NoKings
Now they're all in their little lifeboats, arguing about whose fault it is, and wondering why actual conservative Republicans won't save them. Say "Hi" to Davey, SS MAGA!
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What, Is Mike Johnson going to send Louisiana Health Services workers back home, give $ millions back to the USDA, and cancel the SNAP benefits already paid? Or Lie like a dog? 🤔
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hundreds of National and Local outlets reported ICE being shot at in Chicago. Millions of people believed it.
And this Lying worm gets a "reprimand"? Demand a Nationwide retraction!
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Now that the facts are out - that Mike Johnson is helping ONLY his voters - Trump is ordering every State to stop SNAP and remove funds from EBT debit cards. 🤯🤯🤯
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
All year, not a word about SNAP - BUT SUDDENLY HE'S BROKE! Pay your bills, have some integrity, and stop whining! 😭
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"Relax, guy! You can trust me!" - DJT
By now, we know what all these promises are worth.
Snap!🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
And somehow, I have no sympathy for a Billionaire financial fraud felon, abuser, and Guardian Of PDFiles.
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The bigger picture - Stephen Miller wants a "rebellion" as a pretext for Martial Law. He hopes, by stopping people from SNAP, they will riot.
Repugs would riot, Dems share with friends, family and neighbors. Violence never fed anyone.
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I DON'T BELIEVE IT! The major networks are telling the truth today! CBS and ABC are calling him out. And SCOTUS is warning - Don't make us force you to pay SNAP, or reopen the Gov't.
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This "Fortunate Son" lies about "Trillions in Tariffs", tosses around Billions like pennies, but we're too broke to feed the poor? Snap!
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Now this is the Grudge Match we've all been looking forward to! Poly - The Son +87% 😆
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Billions, Trillions, Gazillions, man, cow, horse, golden age, no inflation, booming economy, make you rich, Epstein, Argentina, Tariffs, trust me, promises, AND we're too broke to fund SNAP.
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What Would Jesus Do?🤔
Feed the poor? Or...
Cut taxes on Billionaires?
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Idolatrous Trumpery" - Spot on!
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Friday, Nov 7th - Louisiana - MAGA Mike's home State - received SNAP, emergency assistance, and the USDA paid furloughed LHS to return to work. Let that sink in for a minute. Now, call YOUR State reps and demand the same!
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Listening to an old playlist, I realized Reznor's lyrics to "Head Like A Hole" IS the Administration's Mission Statement.🤯🤯🤯
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Don't forget, the Repugs also took your SNAP!😱
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When they selling all bread by the half loaf, we've crossed the Rubicon. What next, bread by the slice? (and yeah, that was my breakfast this week. The caramels didn't make it past Wednesday)
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Don't cry, Donnie. There's a Prize 🏆 for you too.😜
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Appealing a Federal Order to feed the poor - AND trying to drag it out? Window, meet basic human decency!
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
SNAP will be fully funded, and remain so. Already a 40+million plaintiff class action is being considered against the USDA. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Stephen Miller's plan to stay in Power for the next 30 years keeps ticking along! When will Republicans realize they were duped by a MAGA-lomaniac?😉
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I still can't nail down the exact content of "The Dunn." It's either ham or ham salad on white, with American cheese, light mayo, mustard, onion and possibly, just possibly, ICEburg lettuce. If anyone knows the exact content, please tell us, so we can arm ourselves - to the teeth!😁
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We lost a Million jobs this year. Nobody believes his "cooked" numbers anymore.
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Why did Elon build humanoid robots? There's already PLENTY of humanoids! Stupidist. Idea. Ever.
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM