Jason Diamond
jpd18.bsky.social
Jason Diamond
@jpd18.bsky.social
What hump?
Pastafarian, Bird Truther, Runner, Hiker, Trail Runner.
“Brevity is… wit”.
#LFGM #AlGoreWon #UnFoxMyCableBox
Whether Trump reduces prescription drug prices by 600% or 400% …. That's all profit for me.
Mo' drugs = Mo' money.
Currently taking blood thinners AND blood thickeners ... Ka-ching!
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Nobody will care because everyone at the airport will be dressed so smartly... men in suits with hats and pocket squares, women in high heels and even larger hats.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Can’t we have both?
(Plus make him 6’2” with a full head of hair)
December 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why can’t he be both? (and also tall with a full head of hair)
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm not sure that phrase works anymore... now that a Boston Kreme at Dunkins' runs about $2.29.
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Folks who don't trust the federal government to provide healthcare are supposed to now trust Jeff Bezos.
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The best predictor of life expectancy and health, more than genetics or lifestyle ... is your Zip Code.
Economic stability, access to quality healthcare, clean air/water, education, and proximity to healthy food - outweigh all other predispositions in determining long term health.
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Cannabis-related overdose death rates remain steady at 0.00.
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Yeah.
The DEA spending 50+ years and trillions of dollars fighting drug traffickers … has yielded drugs that are cheaper, more potent, and more easily accessible.
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Problem with using “War on Drugs” as a pretext for regime change in Venezuela is there is no fentanyl on those boats… Just clean, pure “disco powder“ grown with love in the foothills of Bolivia.
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Rather than "Car Hating" ... how about "Pedestrian Loving"?
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a gun, is a good dog with a gun.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
God bless our American whisker-warriors.
👊🇺🇸🔥🧔‍♂️
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If the mustard didn’t squirt… then you must aquirt.
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Statistically safer to walk around Ecuador or Syria than Shelby County, TN.
October 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is the guy that we're hoping will enforce critical guardrails on Artificial Intelligence.. how is it possible that Trump understands AI even less than Biden did?

bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "AI is based on information. I hope they're right about information. I don't know. You've gotta make a lot of money to-- there's gotta be a lot of information out there, but that seems to be pretty hot. We're leading the world on information on AI."
October 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This Republican talking point is now old enough to get it's learner's permit from the DMV.
October 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Seems like an uncomfortable position for Republicans to say they'd rather see people just bleed out on the sidewalk... but soon enough, Dems will cave on a CR, and then will also lose rounds 2 and 3 when Republicans vote to let ACA credits expire and to cut Medicaid funding to hospitals.
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Who are you gonna believe... some fancy-shmancy doctors and egg-head scientists, or a decades-long heroin addict with a worm in his brain?
September 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Who are you gonna believe... some fancy-shmancy doctors and egg-head scientists, or a decades-long heroin addict with a worm in his brain?
September 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Trump is right... I put a call-out on social media for any Amish folks with autism, and nobody replied.
September 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself"
September 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I want the guy who yells the loudest to be in charge of our nations security.
September 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
From the party that brought you Masterpiece Cakeshop v. CO and 303 Creative ... it was never about "originalism" or religious freedom.
September 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Apparently, suggesting that Charlie Kirk was 'divisive' gets you fired at MSNBC or WaPo, but on FOX no-one bats an eye when you suggest euthanizing hundreds of thousands of homeless people.

Kilmeade apologized… but this is something you don’t say out loud unless you’ve thought about it. 🤔
September 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM