🐸 🐷Jonathan Dalton 🐷🐸
@jpdaltonaz.bsky.social
Recovered Republican. Author. Retired sportswriter. Retired political writer. Mensch. Husband. Father. Grandfather. Curmudgeon. Read a book, piss off a conservative
My cat is laying low
December 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My cat is laying low
![[redacted] asked me to cover her face with a black box in case she, too, turns out to be president someday but doesn’t have a swamp full of sycophants willingly to open break the law to protect pedophiles. Not that [redacted] would ever abuse a child, except for smacking a hand back with a claw when it invades her space. Mostly, she’s just pisssd that we have a government designed to protect billionaires and pedophiles and billionaire pedophiles while the rest of us just want to lead a comfortable life without christofascists demanding we live our lives according to a work of fiction codified centuries after the alleged events.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:izmahxjk55uigfru5w5xkhds/bafkreigutufhlck2ii6tdzdjbbunqgoyh7mztgrrjwrltois35d4lbkmdy@jpeg)
My first-ever balsamic reduction did not reduce as planned.
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My first-ever balsamic reduction did not reduce as planned.
Chag sameach, BlueSky
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Chag sameach, BlueSky
Watching “warehouse boxes after dark”
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Watching “warehouse boxes after dark”
This is Lilah. She sleeps 18 hours a day and thinks the quail cutouts on our security door are real.
And she still has a better grasp of the world than the Speaker of the House, who constantly says he’s not seen the news and can’t comment on the latest atrocity.
#caturday
And she still has a better grasp of the world than the Speaker of the House, who constantly says he’s not seen the news and can’t comment on the latest atrocity.
#caturday
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is Lilah. She sleeps 18 hours a day and thinks the quail cutouts on our security door are real.
And she still has a better grasp of the world than the Speaker of the House, who constantly says he’s not seen the news and can’t comment on the latest atrocity.
#caturday
And she still has a better grasp of the world than the Speaker of the House, who constantly says he’s not seen the news and can’t comment on the latest atrocity.
#caturday
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Did you say modeling?
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Did you say modeling?
Siri, how much does Colorado have to pay Prime to go away?
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Siri, how much does Colorado have to pay Prime to go away?
Stares in at Mike Johnson who says House Republicans are working day and night while he’s given them a three-month vacation to protest pedophiles.
Release the files and happy #caturday
Release the files and happy #caturday
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Stares in at Mike Johnson who says House Republicans are working day and night while he’s given them a three-month vacation to protest pedophiles.
Release the files and happy #caturday
Release the files and happy #caturday
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Had one of those here in NW Phoenix as well
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Had one of those here in NW Phoenix as well
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You too, puppy killer
October 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You too, puppy killer
Adios, fuckheads
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Adios, fuckheads
Davis Schneider looking like a contestant on Undercover Boss.
October 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Davis Schneider looking like a contestant on Undercover Boss.
