Joël Perras
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Joël Perras
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What what is this where am I

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Montréalais, Québecois, Canadien.

https://nerderati.com
Pretty sure my cab driver set his Waze to use comic sans and now I suddenly don’t feel very safe
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
It's completely absurd that downloading transaction data from a bank has to come with this disclaimer in 2025/2026:
December 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Forget Leetcode for interviews, the real test of skill is being able to write a non-trivial vim regex without looking up the syntax
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
*deep breath*

RESET THE COUNTER

awspocalypse.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Did every chat application suddenly decide that collapsible sidebar drawers weren't a thing anymore? Element (Matrix), Slack, etc. now have these gigantic sidebars (sometimes two!) that just take up a ton of visual space 🫠
October 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.
May 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I'm not saying I'm a stereotypical Québecois, but I did just devour a bag of cheese curds with some spruce beer, so take from that what you will.
March 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Customer support requests really do be like:

"Hi, I clicked through 3 different alerts and warnings letting me know that the thing I was about to do was going to be irreversible. I didn't read any of that and clicked the button. I can't believe you don't have an undo function!"
February 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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i mean it's one monday, michael. how much coffee could it take? 10 cups?
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Happy #SuperbOwl day to all those that celebrate
February 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Your PR when you make one giant commit instead of a bunch of small ones as you work
December 12, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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Business meetings would be a lot different if we all walked around holding actual stakes.
December 8, 2024 at 10:29 PM
chocolate babka is a fantastic breakfast and I will not be told otherwise
December 5, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Going to be a pioneer in Spite-Driven-Development
December 4, 2024 at 7:03 PM
In-progress home renovations always stress me out, especially when it's in the demolition/destruction phase. My brain just can't cope with it.
December 4, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I don't recommend getting your passport renewal in a postal strike delivery limbo. Each org tells me that it's the other org's problem, and the conclusion is that my passport is likely not going to arrive before I need it.
December 3, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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what idiot called it async/await instead of wait/what
November 21, 2024 at 11:18 PM