Pretty sure my cab driver set his Waze to use comic sans and now I suddenly don’t feel very safe

It's completely absurd that downloading transaction data from a bank has to come with this disclaimer in 2025/2026:

Forget Leetcode for interviews, the real test of skill is being able to write a non-trivial vim regex without looking up the syntax

*deep breath*

RESET THE COUNTER

awspocalypse.com

Did every chat application suddenly decide that collapsible sidebar drawers weren't a thing anymore? Element (Matrix), Slack, etc. now have these gigantic sidebars (sometimes two!) that just take up a ton of visual space 🫠

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.

I'm not saying I'm a stereotypical Québecois, but I did just devour a bag of cheese curds with some spruce beer, so take from that what you will.

Customer support requests really do be like:

"Hi, I clicked through 3 different alerts and warnings letting me know that the thing I was about to do was going to be irreversible. I didn't read any of that and clicked the button. I can't believe you don't have an undo function!"

i mean it's one monday, michael. how much coffee could it take? 10 cups?

Happy #SuperbOwl day to all those that celebrate

Your PR when you make one giant commit instead of a bunch of small ones as you work

Business meetings would be a lot different if we all walked around holding actual stakes.

chocolate babka is a fantastic breakfast and I will not be told otherwise

Going to be a pioneer in Spite-Driven-Development

In-progress home renovations always stress me out, especially when it's in the demolition/destruction phase. My brain just can't cope with it.

I don't recommend getting your passport renewal in a postal strike delivery limbo. Each org tells me that it's the other org's problem, and the conclusion is that my passport is likely not going to arrive before I need it.

what idiot called it async/await instead of wait/what