JPhilly
@jphilly85.bsky.social
Husband/Father/Sword and Sorcery
Def not 6 fandoms in a peacoat
Def forgetting something
Def not 6 fandoms in a peacoat
Def forgetting something
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JPhilly
@jphilly85.bsky.social
· Sep 5
Whiskey tastes like the grandfather I can't hug.
Tequila tastes like a land I've never seen.
Rum tastes like an adventure I haven't planned.
And none of these things are responsible for more words than sadness is.
Tequila tastes like a land I've never seen.
Rum tastes like an adventure I haven't planned.
And none of these things are responsible for more words than sadness is.
I don't know how Steven Wilson Jr managed to steal pages out of my journal and turn them into the best music I've ever listened to, but I ain't mad at it.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I don't know how Steven Wilson Jr managed to steal pages out of my journal and turn them into the best music I've ever listened to, but I ain't mad at it.
Worth knowing
Did you know? Every year, the Supreme Court’s nine justices fill out a form that discloses their financial connections to companies and people.
Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.
Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.
Supreme Connections: Search Supreme Court Disclosures — ProPublica
Search Supreme Court financial disclosures for organizations and people that have paid justices, reimbursed them for travel, given them gifts and more.
projects.propublica.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Worth knowing
Why can't banks just act like the doorman of a club?
They know what my capacity is and when it hits zero why can't they just start politely telling vendors I don't have it?
The obvious answer is overdraft fees are flat in the amount accounts get overdrawn is usually double digits.
They know what my capacity is and when it hits zero why can't they just start politely telling vendors I don't have it?
The obvious answer is overdraft fees are flat in the amount accounts get overdrawn is usually double digits.
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why can't banks just act like the doorman of a club?
They know what my capacity is and when it hits zero why can't they just start politely telling vendors I don't have it?
The obvious answer is overdraft fees are flat in the amount accounts get overdrawn is usually double digits.
They know what my capacity is and when it hits zero why can't they just start politely telling vendors I don't have it?
The obvious answer is overdraft fees are flat in the amount accounts get overdrawn is usually double digits.
There will always be people looking for the way to 10x an investment.
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There will always be people looking for the way to 10x an investment.
Should have called this 'Calm in the time of Amazon Next-Day delivery'
Missing Names
Despite how I feel about gazillion dollar corporations Barnes & Noble still my favorite retailer.
open.substack.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Should have called this 'Calm in the time of Amazon Next-Day delivery'
Am I the only one that remembers Thieves World? I can't be..
October 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Am I the only one that remembers Thieves World? I can't be..
Reposted by JPhilly
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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The internet makes you feel like you're always late.
To trends. To skills. To opportunities.
You're a wizard, dude. You arrive precisely when you mean to.
To trends. To skills. To opportunities.
You're a wizard, dude. You arrive precisely when you mean to.
October 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The internet makes you feel like you're always late.
To trends. To skills. To opportunities.
You're a wizard, dude. You arrive precisely when you mean to.
To trends. To skills. To opportunities.
You're a wizard, dude. You arrive precisely when you mean to.
Right when you think you couldn't hate a family more...
NEW REPORT from Forbes has revealed the Trump family has doubled its fortune—to a total of about $10 billion.
For Donald Trump, his White House comeback has been “the most lucrative year of his life,” with POTUS raking in $3 billion, two-thirds of which came from cryptocurrency. trib.al/U2Sm4vo
For Donald Trump, his White House comeback has been “the most lucrative year of his life,” with POTUS raking in $3 billion, two-thirds of which came from cryptocurrency. trib.al/U2Sm4vo
September 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Right when you think you couldn't hate a family more...
There are only 2 rules:
1) Don't be a dick
2) Take care of people
If you have qualifying questions for who meets the criteria for rule #2, see rule #1.
1) Don't be a dick
2) Take care of people
If you have qualifying questions for who meets the criteria for rule #2, see rule #1.
September 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
There are only 2 rules:
1) Don't be a dick
2) Take care of people
If you have qualifying questions for who meets the criteria for rule #2, see rule #1.
1) Don't be a dick
2) Take care of people
If you have qualifying questions for who meets the criteria for rule #2, see rule #1.
Shitty communicators will believe everything is an argument and those who lack accountability will believe everything to be an attack.
September 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Shitty communicators will believe everything is an argument and those who lack accountability will believe everything to be an attack.
The solution for the kidnappings is putting holes in the kidnappers.
September 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The solution for the kidnappings is putting holes in the kidnappers.
Whiskey tastes like the grandfather I can't hug.
Tequila tastes like a land I've never seen.
Rum tastes like an adventure I haven't planned.
And none of these things are responsible for more words than sadness is.
Tequila tastes like a land I've never seen.
Rum tastes like an adventure I haven't planned.
And none of these things are responsible for more words than sadness is.
September 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Whiskey tastes like the grandfather I can't hug.
Tequila tastes like a land I've never seen.
Rum tastes like an adventure I haven't planned.
And none of these things are responsible for more words than sadness is.
Tequila tastes like a land I've never seen.
Rum tastes like an adventure I haven't planned.
And none of these things are responsible for more words than sadness is.
Did we ever stop blocking celebrities on social media?
I feel like that was the move
I feel like that was the move
September 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Did we ever stop blocking celebrities on social media?
I feel like that was the move
I feel like that was the move
Product placement invades even my nostalgia anymore
September 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Product placement invades even my nostalgia anymore
Even my nostalgia has product placement in it
September 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Even my nostalgia has product placement in it
Sometimes a motherfucker just needs to put that book back on the nightstand, and play Final Fantasy until he is healed.
(I am the aforementioned motherfucker)
(I am the aforementioned motherfucker)
August 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sometimes a motherfucker just needs to put that book back on the nightstand, and play Final Fantasy until he is healed.
(I am the aforementioned motherfucker)
(I am the aforementioned motherfucker)
These 'Good guys with a gun' advocates are only consistent in missing their moments.
August 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
These 'Good guys with a gun' advocates are only consistent in missing their moments.
It's way better over here there's just not much of a community to speak of at the moment.
August 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It's way better over here there's just not much of a community to speak of at the moment.
It feels like only yesterday that Liver King went looking for Joe Rogan the way Joe Rogan went looking for Bigfoot.
August 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It feels like only yesterday that Liver King went looking for Joe Rogan the way Joe Rogan went looking for Bigfoot.
This is a time I would cash and say I have loved all of the art from every phase of forgotten realms, but have the fondest memories of the style that came w/ the reprint of these books.
25 years ago: The Halls of Stormweather was released. This anthology of stories set amongst the intrigues of Sembia was the first appearance of the popular assassin-turned-butler Erevis Cale.
✍️: Various
🎨: Terese Nielsen
#dnd #TBThursday #tbt
forgottenrealms.fand...
✍️: Various
🎨: Terese Nielsen
#dnd #TBThursday #tbt
forgottenrealms.fand...
August 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is a time I would cash and say I have loved all of the art from every phase of forgotten realms, but have the fondest memories of the style that came w/ the reprint of these books.
This is data nerd shit but I live for it so sharing
Ok - so I'm going to do a real context+write up but for now, here's what some of these things look like.
To start my data reference is DCinbox which is ~208,000 official e-newsletters over the past 15 years.
To start my data reference is DCinbox which is ~208,000 official e-newsletters over the past 15 years.
August 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is data nerd shit but I live for it so sharing
MAHA will never see the fruits of their theoretical labors because insurance companies can still deny treatment based solely on vibes.
August 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
MAHA will never see the fruits of their theoretical labors because insurance companies can still deny treatment based solely on vibes.