The people who want their own halftime show are children of people who wanted their own bathrooms and water fountains.

Minnesotans make the USA proud.

37% of adult Americans believe that the earth is 6000 years old and man walked beside dinosaurs. They also believe an evil deity placed fossils in the ground to test their faith in a religion created when mankind didn't know where the sun went at night. There is NO REASONING with them.

Would you be interested in volunteering for Play Catch With A Dad at the Baltimore Pride Festival in June? After you have the first person cry in your arms, I promise you will be hooked.

Cool kid

Keep throwing haymakers! Fuck those ass hats.

Poor kid will wake up the neighbors screaming from nightmares the next 5 years plus

I had Max Smart in my head until that last word.

Minnesotans are a bright light in a dark tunnel.

I was very confused about the whole "kidnapping dalmatian puppies" storyline.

Can we just tell him how old Greenland is? I'm sure he will lose interest.

That whole " With us or against us" bullshit was terrifying then and still is today.

Bee Sting. For years I sang Bee Sting.
Oh, Bee Sting soundin' louder
Glide on the Bee Sting
Ooh-ah, ee-ah, ooh-ah
Come on the Bee Sting
Yes, Bee Sting holy roller
Everyone, jump up on the Bee Sting
Ooh-ah, ee-ah, ooh-ah
Come on the Bee Sting.

Peace Train by Cat Stevens

So sorry. Any fun stories?

I'm going to rewatch season two for the countless time. It wasn't my favorite when it first aired but it has become my favorite season over the years.

Heartbreaking.

37% of ADULT Americans believe man walked along side dinosaurs and the earth is 6000 years old. There is NO reasoning with these people. And they will ALWAYS support Velveeta Voldemort no matter what he does or says.