John Piermatteo
jpiermatteo.bsky.social
John Piermatteo
@jpiermatteo.bsky.social
Founder of Play Catch With A Dad
The people who want their own halftime show are children of people who wanted their own bathrooms and water fountains.
February 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Minnesotans make the USA proud.
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
37% of adult Americans believe that the earth is 6000 years old and man walked beside dinosaurs. They also believe an evil deity placed fossils in the ground to test their faith in a religion created when mankind didn't know where the sun went at night. There is NO REASONING with them.
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Would you be interested in volunteering for Play Catch With A Dad at the Baltimore Pride Festival in June? After you have the first person cry in your arms, I promise you will be hooked.
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Cool kid
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Keep throwing haymakers! Fuck those ass hats.
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Poor kid will wake up the neighbors screaming from nightmares the next 5 years plus
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I had Max Smart in my head until that last word.
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Minnesotans are a bright light in a dark tunnel.
February 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I was very confused about the whole "kidnapping dalmatian puppies" storyline.
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Can we just tell him how old Greenland is? I'm sure he will lose interest.
January 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
That whole " With us or against us" bullshit was terrifying then and still is today.
January 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Bee Sting. For years I sang Bee Sting.
Oh, Bee Sting soundin' louder
Glide on the Bee Sting
Ooh-ah, ee-ah, ooh-ah
Come on the Bee Sting
Yes, Bee Sting holy roller
Everyone, jump up on the Bee Sting
Ooh-ah, ee-ah, ooh-ah
Come on the Bee Sting.

Peace Train by Cat Stevens
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
So sorry. Any fun stories?
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm going to rewatch season two for the countless time. It wasn't my favorite when it first aired but it has become my favorite season over the years.
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Heartbreaking.
December 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
37% of ADULT Americans believe man walked along side dinosaurs and the earth is 6000 years old. There is NO reasoning with these people. And they will ALWAYS support Velveeta Voldemort no matter what he does or says.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM