J. P. Paradise
@jpparadise.bsky.social
Blaming on his boots the faults of his feet.
Responsible, and offering no apologies for The Other Side Of Paradise podcast of short stories and audio plays.
Responsible, and offering no apologies for The Other Side Of Paradise podcast of short stories and audio plays.
There's a time time and plaice for everything. Mullet over and don't carp on or you may flounder.
January 26, 2026 at 11:13 PM
There's a time time and plaice for everything. Mullet over and don't carp on or you may flounder.
On a positive note, at least Google took action when I reported it.
January 11, 2026 at 8:53 AM
On a positive note, at least Google took action when I reported it.
May I offer this from Wootton Rivers Wiltshire?
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
May I offer this from Wootton Rivers Wiltshire?
At least we've all forgotten about the Epstein files...
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
At least we've all forgotten about the Epstein files...
And, of course, big thanks to @adamcrowther.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
And, of course, big thanks to @adamcrowther.bsky.social
Took a photo of some widgeon at Christchurch years ago. Noticed later that one appeared to be shooting me a look of pure evil.
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Took a photo of some widgeon at Christchurch years ago. Noticed later that one appeared to be shooting me a look of pure evil.
I was sniff-testing an apparent faulty stove lighter to see whether any gas was coming out. When I clicked the button I found that it wasn't faulty after all and burnt all my nostril hairs. I could smell only singed hair for about a week.
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I was sniff-testing an apparent faulty stove lighter to see whether any gas was coming out. When I clicked the button I found that it wasn't faulty after all and burnt all my nostril hairs. I could smell only singed hair for about a week.
Needs more tumblehome...
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Needs more tumblehome...
My favourite film, and my go-to when the outside world seems absurdly stupid. Which is quite frequent these days.
a man in a brown jacket leans against a stone pillar
Alt: A GIF from Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, in which Tim Roth (Guildenstern) is asking Gary Oldman (Rosencrantz) 'Are you stupid?'
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December 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My favourite film, and my go-to when the outside world seems absurdly stupid. Which is quite frequent these days.
I foresee absolutely no problems at all...
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I foresee absolutely no problems at all...
When cooking a 'panzerschiffe', one should be careful not to set the temperature too high, else it will be overcooked, burnt, and spoiled.
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
When cooking a 'panzerschiffe', one should be careful not to set the temperature too high, else it will be overcooked, burnt, and spoiled.