Jason Presley
jpresley.bsky.social
Jason Presley
@jpresley.bsky.social
I work with data all day so I can play with the ones I love. Fabric / Power BI / DAX / SQL.
If Trump and the R's could figure out a way to end spam calls, Trump would walk into a third term with electoral numbers like Reagan '84.
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Probably me. I just flew in here and boy are my arms tired!
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm still waiting for the commisar to review my loyalty pledge, may Trump live forever, to be awarded my doll purchase ration.
December 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Tom's movie tastes:
a close up of a man wearing a hat with the number 33 on it
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December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I think this question, "Who in the USA gov runs the program?" is very important question. Do you REALLY want Dr. Oz and RFK Jr, and by extension, Trump, running your healthcare? Other countries do have national healthcare, but their government isn't purposefully trying to harm them.
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yeah, but Ozzy!
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Tighter border control.
An example
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I would say the clarifying moment was actually Super Bowl XL. So bad the ref actually apologized. We did get the Fail Mary though so... 😃
December 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
*publications
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yeah... but MAYBE the Democrats could have worked a little bit on the front end to shore up Latino support when there were stories in small, boutique publicizations, like, *THE ATLANTIC* that reported Latino support was slipping due to immigration concerns.
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Sure Tom hates Zeppelin but that makes him crazy, not dangerous. Calm down Steve.
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This is seditious behavior! The position is Secretary of WAR, Beardo.
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I will be the Bookmark Program Manager but right now, I want to launch Power BI into the sun!
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Meanwhile, I'm cursing MS while updating a ton of bookmarks because I had to add some pages to a report. Can we focus on old tarnished objects a little bit?
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I remember when this was a Republican argument AGAINST Hillarycare!
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
To be fair, Krik was only 32 when he took command of the Enterprise...
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My wife told me about it this morning and it's rare she knows about a political subject before I do.
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Yes, because obviously the egalitarian and scarcity free society of the Federation aligns so well with the Republican ethos.
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
...okay. Just a little levity and some Star Trek universe references. You can say "aye" as many times as you'd like.
a man is wearing a blue shirt that says star trek hulu on it
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October 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Fair but under William T. Riker's command, "aye-aye" just isn't acceptable.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=amQS...
Riker on aye sir
YouTube video by AJ Dimick
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October 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One "Aye" is sufficient acknowledgment, Ensign.
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM