Friedersdork was right there

America degenerated to the point that we’re sharing samizdat shockingly fast

Well now I have to know.

target rich environment for my blocking hand

a libertarian is a conservative with an encyclopedic knowledge of age of consent laws

getting knocked out like that was clearly the first time someone told him no and he had to actually listen to them

it’s very umm…awful. yet somehow not nearly as bad as I expected.

important to note that he was actually a bad president and is partially responsible for basically everything that happened so far this century

pouring lithium on the fire

sheesh

not if you’re gonna be using LLMs

“it tastes like the urine of satan after a large helping of asparagus” pops into my head every time I cook asparagus

FSD stands for Frostbite Smitten Driver

It’s kinda wild that the GOP has given us three presidents in the last fifty-ish years whose aides have definitely told top generals to wait for confirmation from them before launching a nuclear first strike and yet the party hasn’t been dismantled and its top adherents sent to the hague

I chose not to hire an architect after seeing their cybertruck

does he even have a job

I’d also accept giddy Geraldo Rivera but does he even have a show anymore

the same way I’ve learned about every celebrity death for the past year:

r/simpsonsshitposting

why wouldn’t you just leave twitter