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Mine has a 20 minute "snooze" button.
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mine has a 20 minute "snooze" button.
Seriously, didn't the Daniel Craig era start all the way back before 007 even had his license to kill?
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Seriously, didn't the Daniel Craig era start all the way back before 007 even had his license to kill?
I've likewise heard that if you put the Aurora Borealis into water, it stops working.
I've also heard that someone standing in a beam of light from Aurora Borealis could cause them to float, especially if joined by a love interest who is reaching out to touch your face.
I've also heard that someone standing in a beam of light from Aurora Borealis could cause them to float, especially if joined by a love interest who is reaching out to touch your face.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I've likewise heard that if you put the Aurora Borealis into water, it stops working.
I've also heard that someone standing in a beam of light from Aurora Borealis could cause them to float, especially if joined by a love interest who is reaching out to touch your face.
I've also heard that someone standing in a beam of light from Aurora Borealis could cause them to float, especially if joined by a love interest who is reaching out to touch your face.
And he will be lauded for it.
I had a MAGA friend of mine be like "You can't tell me the deal he just made with China isn't great!" and I'm like "Yeah, but it's still worse than what he started with."
I had a MAGA friend of mine be like "You can't tell me the deal he just made with China isn't great!" and I'm like "Yeah, but it's still worse than what he started with."
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
And he will be lauded for it.
I had a MAGA friend of mine be like "You can't tell me the deal he just made with China isn't great!" and I'm like "Yeah, but it's still worse than what he started with."
I had a MAGA friend of mine be like "You can't tell me the deal he just made with China isn't great!" and I'm like "Yeah, but it's still worse than what he started with."
This discussion has gone far afield, I won't lie.
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This discussion has gone far afield, I won't lie.
Let me get this straight:
I'm not the only one who came here to see all of the Wolf memes?
I'm not the only one who came here to see all of the Wolf memes?
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let me get this straight:
I'm not the only one who came here to see all of the Wolf memes?
I'm not the only one who came here to see all of the Wolf memes?
So you mean he's infertile from the books? Do they every spell that out or is it implied?
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So you mean he's infertile from the books? Do they every spell that out or is it implied?
It's the part MAGA just doesn't understand.
The Left don't view politicians as celebrities, rock stars, or low level deities. We view them as Public Servants.
The Left don't view politicians as celebrities, rock stars, or low level deities. We view them as Public Servants.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It's the part MAGA just doesn't understand.
The Left don't view politicians as celebrities, rock stars, or low level deities. We view them as Public Servants.
The Left don't view politicians as celebrities, rock stars, or low level deities. We view them as Public Servants.
What happens if he needs to poop?
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What happens if he needs to poop?
Eh, it feels kinda good to debate something that, no matter the outcome, nobody is going to suffer hunger, homelessness, torture, or death.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Eh, it feels kinda good to debate something that, no matter the outcome, nobody is going to suffer hunger, homelessness, torture, or death.
I would.
And in my next job interview, I'd be like "I'm not saying I'm proud of it, I'm saying it's what I did, and the lessons I learned from that make me a WAY better chief."
And in my next job interview, I'd be like "I'm not saying I'm proud of it, I'm saying it's what I did, and the lessons I learned from that make me a WAY better chief."
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I would.
And in my next job interview, I'd be like "I'm not saying I'm proud of it, I'm saying it's what I did, and the lessons I learned from that make me a WAY better chief."
And in my next job interview, I'd be like "I'm not saying I'm proud of it, I'm saying it's what I did, and the lessons I learned from that make me a WAY better chief."
I just want us to get to a point where we can standardize the phone dimensions and sensor placement so we can just buy whatever TF phone case we want for it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I just want us to get to a point where we can standardize the phone dimensions and sensor placement so we can just buy whatever TF phone case we want for it.
And apparently if you drop a magnet into water it stops working.
Which is funny because I was just going to buy some Sous Vide magnets to hold my food in place, but I guess it would be a waste.
Which is funny because I was just going to buy some Sous Vide magnets to hold my food in place, but I guess it would be a waste.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And apparently if you drop a magnet into water it stops working.
Which is funny because I was just going to buy some Sous Vide magnets to hold my food in place, but I guess it would be a waste.
Which is funny because I was just going to buy some Sous Vide magnets to hold my food in place, but I guess it would be a waste.
I voted to legalize Pink Flamingo in my state. Having never been around it myself.
Had I known what it smells like I may have made a different decision. I can be walking my dog and a car drive by us and it just washes over you.
Had I known what it smells like I may have made a different decision. I can be walking my dog and a car drive by us and it just washes over you.
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I voted to legalize Pink Flamingo in my state. Having never been around it myself.
Had I known what it smells like I may have made a different decision. I can be walking my dog and a car drive by us and it just washes over you.
Had I known what it smells like I may have made a different decision. I can be walking my dog and a car drive by us and it just washes over you.
See, for me I liked Fet because, deep down, he's a good person. I disagree with what he's doing right now, but he believes he's doing it for the right reasons. It was everything I read about him as a person that made me a fan, not his trolling of Oz.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
See, for me I liked Fet because, deep down, he's a good person. I disagree with what he's doing right now, but he believes he's doing it for the right reasons. It was everything I read about him as a person that made me a fan, not his trolling of Oz.
OK, I loved everything about that.
Except for that swing beat.
Except for that swing beat.
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
OK, I loved everything about that.
Except for that swing beat.
Except for that swing beat.
No, I never agreed with calling her Thor, just like in my scenario I wouldn't call the incoming manager Steve when her name was Jennifer. She's still Manager, just not Steve.
She's not Thor, she's God of Thunder. It's insulting to her to use the previous dude's name instead of her own.
She's not Thor, she's God of Thunder. It's insulting to her to use the previous dude's name instead of her own.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
No, I never agreed with calling her Thor, just like in my scenario I wouldn't call the incoming manager Steve when her name was Jennifer. She's still Manager, just not Steve.
She's not Thor, she's God of Thunder. It's insulting to her to use the previous dude's name instead of her own.
She's not Thor, she's God of Thunder. It's insulting to her to use the previous dude's name instead of her own.
And that was a mistake. She should have been called The Mighty <insert name here>, God(ess) of Thunder! Yeah, The Mighty Sarah maybe doesn't have quite the same ring to it, but hey, you play the hand you've got.
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
And that was a mistake. She should have been called The Mighty <insert name here>, God(ess) of Thunder! Yeah, The Mighty Sarah maybe doesn't have quite the same ring to it, but hey, you play the hand you've got.
I don't believe you.
I have never, in my life, heard someone ask the question "Why did you add bacon?"
I have never, in my life, heard someone ask the question "Why did you add bacon?"
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I don't believe you.
I have never, in my life, heard someone ask the question "Why did you add bacon?"
I have never, in my life, heard someone ask the question "Why did you add bacon?"
There has been a woman God of Thunder. Did they stop calling the dude Thor because he wasn't God of Thunder any more? Did he have to start going by Mike or Greg when he stepped down? Thor isn't a title. Bond isn't a title. God of Thunder/007 are titles.
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
There has been a woman God of Thunder. Did they stop calling the dude Thor because he wasn't God of Thunder any more? Did he have to start going by Mike or Greg when he stepped down? Thor isn't a title. Bond isn't a title. God of Thunder/007 are titles.
Yeah, it's like a woman taking over as manager, but they all call her Steve because the previous manager was named Steve.
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Yeah, it's like a woman taking over as manager, but they all call her Steve because the previous manager was named Steve.