On our honeymoon in Santorini we were walking back to our hotel late at night, just meandering through random alleys, and ran into an old friend we hadn't see in a few years.

I got mossed on by Devante Parker in high school. He continued to torment me for years after. He flirted with my girlfriend when they were in the same class in college. And then I kept drafting him in fantasy only for him to disappoint. I tell everyone about our one sided rivalry.