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The world is cruel — as are the people in it. I figured that out the first time I heard “Love in an Elevator.”
Billy Barty owned a roller rink/concert venue called "Billy Barty's Roller Fantasy."
Motorhead played there.
This might not seem real, but I assure you it is.
Motorhead played there.
This might not seem real, but I assure you it is.
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Billy Barty owned a roller rink/concert venue called "Billy Barty's Roller Fantasy."
Motorhead played there.
This might not seem real, but I assure you it is.
Motorhead played there.
This might not seem real, but I assure you it is.
Can anyone tell me the precise moment the two dudes from Tears for Fears disbanded and then reformed as Ween?
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Can anyone tell me the precise moment the two dudes from Tears for Fears disbanded and then reformed as Ween?
There’s something about Barron Trump’s personal style that reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns adopts Bart and dresses him in his own ill fitting suits.
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There’s something about Barron Trump’s personal style that reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns adopts Bart and dresses him in his own ill fitting suits.
Not enough REO Speedwagon in Ken Burns' new doc on the American Revolution.
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Not enough REO Speedwagon in Ken Burns' new doc on the American Revolution.
My biggest fear is that everyone will find out that I google the phrase “expired vaseline” at least twice a week.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My biggest fear is that everyone will find out that I google the phrase “expired vaseline” at least twice a week.
Seriously, people...stop re-posting your own fucking posts!
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Seriously, people...stop re-posting your own fucking posts!
Frank Zappa is the best ever at going down on women!
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Frank Zappa is the best ever at going down on women!
FUN FACT: Trump is the first president since Grover Cleveland to admit to blowing another former president.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
FUN FACT: Trump is the first president since Grover Cleveland to admit to blowing another former president.
When is the mainstream media gonna grow a backbone and finally ask Donald Trump how his tits got so saggy?
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
When is the mainstream media gonna grow a backbone and finally ask Donald Trump how his tits got so saggy?
Anyone know where I can get one of those floating torture balls Vader uses on Princess Leia in Star Wars?
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Anyone know where I can get one of those floating torture balls Vader uses on Princess Leia in Star Wars?
Trump's on Truth Social right now claiming that Mamdani's first act as mayor will be to force Steve Perry to change the title of "Oh Sherrie" to "Oh Sharia"!
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Trump's on Truth Social right now claiming that Mamdani's first act as mayor will be to force Steve Perry to change the title of "Oh Sherrie" to "Oh Sharia"!
The best comment ever posted to social media: "Ceiling fans are everywhere, but rarely talked about."
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The best comment ever posted to social media: "Ceiling fans are everywhere, but rarely talked about."
Just started a medical charity that turns old or broken drumsticks into crutches for ventriloquist dummies.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just started a medical charity that turns old or broken drumsticks into crutches for ventriloquist dummies.
Max Scherzer is the friendly but weird guy from your neighborhood who you only ever see at the local gas station at 2 in the morning.
October 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Max Scherzer is the friendly but weird guy from your neighborhood who you only ever see at the local gas station at 2 in the morning.
Remember when Jesus told everyone to “sodomize thy neighbour”?
October 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Remember when Jesus told everyone to “sodomize thy neighbour”?
A lot of people are wondering what Vladimir Guerrero Jr. writes in the dirt before each at bat. Well, sports fans, an insider with the team told me that it alternates between “Praise God” and “Fuck Richard Simmons.”
October 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A lot of people are wondering what Vladimir Guerrero Jr. writes in the dirt before each at bat. Well, sports fans, an insider with the team told me that it alternates between “Praise God” and “Fuck Richard Simmons.”
Have you ever met someone named "Blake" who wasn't at least somewhat of a douche?
October 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Have you ever met someone named "Blake" who wasn't at least somewhat of a douche?
What the fuck is a “real estate novelist,” Billy?
I mean, come on!
I mean, come on!
October 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What the fuck is a “real estate novelist,” Billy?
I mean, come on!
I mean, come on!
Went to Canadian Tire earlier today and finally got to meet Sandy McTire.
SPOILER ALERT: he's the tops!
SPOILER ALERT: he's the tops!
October 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Went to Canadian Tire earlier today and finally got to meet Sandy McTire.
SPOILER ALERT: he's the tops!
SPOILER ALERT: he's the tops!
The worst part about the rise of Trumpism is that I can’t avoid news about the fucking Ryder Cup.
No, wait…it’s the death of democracy.
No, wait…it’s the death of democracy.
September 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The worst part about the rise of Trumpism is that I can’t avoid news about the fucking Ryder Cup.
No, wait…it’s the death of democracy.
No, wait…it’s the death of democracy.
Mr. Belvedere never got to see 9/11.
September 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Mr. Belvedere never got to see 9/11.
Is there a baby boomer out there who doesn't have at least two freezers worth of meat in their house?
September 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Is there a baby boomer out there who doesn't have at least two freezers worth of meat in their house?
Robert Redford should have changed his last name to “Deadford,” just so he could give his family one last laugh before he died.
September 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Robert Redford should have changed his last name to “Deadford,” just so he could give his family one last laugh before he died.
The main issue I have with the Bible is that there aren’t enough dudes named “Gary” in it.
September 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The main issue I have with the Bible is that there aren’t enough dudes named “Gary” in it.
Are you sick of the constant yelling yet?
September 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Are you sick of the constant yelling yet?