John Remmers
@jremmers.bsky.social
Another scene from the Pixar movie "The Adventures of Emily Dickinson". Distracted by the buzzing of a fly, Emily is inspired to write one of her most famous poems.
April 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Another scene from the Pixar movie "The Adventures of Emily Dickinson". Distracted by the buzzing of a fly, Emily is inspired to write one of her most famous poems.
Scenes from the (imaginary) Pixar animated feature "The Adventures of Emily Dickinson". Scene 1: Emily writes her famous poem about riding in carriage with Death.
April 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Scenes from the (imaginary) Pixar animated feature "The Adventures of Emily Dickinson". Scene 1: Emily writes her famous poem about riding in carriage with Death.
How do you judge a beauty contest if all of the contestants look exactly alike?
February 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
How do you judge a beauty contest if all of the contestants look exactly alike?
If those lurid 1950s crime magazines had featured product placement on their covers, we might have gotten covers set in S&H Green Stamp redemption centers or shoe stores. Hey, is that guy in the shoe store holding a gun or a shoe?
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
January 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If those lurid 1950s crime magazines had featured product placement on their covers, we might have gotten covers set in S&H Green Stamp redemption centers or shoe stores. Hey, is that guy in the shoe store holding a gun or a shoe?
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
What if those lurid 1950s crime magazines had been less lurid and more family friendly? Then we might have had covers like this. #chatgpt4o #dalle3
January 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What if those lurid 1950s crime magazines had been less lurid and more family friendly? Then we might have had covers like this. #chatgpt4o #dalle3
I remember the 1950s lurid crime magazines like "True Detective" and cooked up a couple of AI images in the style of the covers. Urban setting and rural setting.
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
January 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I remember the 1950s lurid crime magazines like "True Detective" and cooked up a couple of AI images in the style of the covers. Urban setting and rural setting.
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
I asked ChatGPT for an image of a kazoo and got this.
January 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I asked ChatGPT for an image of a kazoo and got this.
January 28th is National Kazoo Day. A group of kazoo players celebrates. #chatgpt4o #dalle3
January 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
January 28th is National Kazoo Day. A group of kazoo players celebrates. #chatgpt4o #dalle3
January 28th is Thank a Plugin Developer Day. An office full of plugin developers dances in celebration.
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
January 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
January 28th is Thank a Plugin Developer Day. An office full of plugin developers dances in celebration.
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
January 28th is National Pediatrician Day. Here we see a group of pediatricians engaged in a celebratory dance. #chatgpt4o #dalle3
January 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
January 28th is National Pediatrician Day. Here we see a group of pediatricians engaged in a celebratory dance. #chatgpt4o #dalle3
Dinosaurs in movies: Alfred Hitchcock's "North by Northwest" with dinosaur.
January 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Dinosaurs in movies: Alfred Hitchcock's "North by Northwest" with dinosaur.
Dinosaurs in literature, if they hadn't gone extinct. For example, Louisa May Alcott's "Little Women" and Thomas Hardy's "Far from the Madding Crowd".
January 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Dinosaurs in literature, if they hadn't gone extinct. For example, Louisa May Alcott's "Little Women" and Thomas Hardy's "Far from the Madding Crowd".
Hey, if the dinosaurs had survived to the present day instead of going extinct, they'd be a part of everyday life, routinely appearing in works of art and literature. As an example, here's Thomas Gainsborough's "The Blue Boy with Pet Dinosaur".
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey, if the dinosaurs had survived to the present day instead of going extinct, they'd be a part of everyday life, routinely appearing in works of art and literature. As an example, here's Thomas Gainsborough's "The Blue Boy with Pet Dinosaur".
Do you remember how kids liked to wear space helmets, back in the 1950s? Hm, I'm not sure that I do.
January 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Do you remember how kids liked to wear space helmets, back in the 1950s? Hm, I'm not sure that I do.
I'm told this is a photo of the Marx brothers. Can you tell who's who?
January 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm told this is a photo of the Marx brothers. Can you tell who's who?
Here are some contests that were popular in the early 20th century which you don't see so much anymore. Competitions for smoking, popcorn eating, and balloon painting. They had radio demolition derbies too. You're welcome. #chatgpt4o #dalle3
January 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Here are some contests that were popular in the early 20th century which you don't see so much anymore. Competitions for smoking, popcorn eating, and balloon painting. They had radio demolition derbies too. You're welcome. #chatgpt4o #dalle3
If smoking hadn't gotten such a bad rap for health reasons over the last few decades, I'm sure that smoking would be commonplace in space.
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
January 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If smoking hadn't gotten such a bad rap for health reasons over the last few decades, I'm sure that smoking would be commonplace in space.
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
#chatgpt4o #dalle3
Did you know that January 16th is National Prohibition Remembrance Day, recalling the period in the 1920s and early 1930s when alcoholic beverages were banned in the United States? In the 1950s they'd have parties to smoke and celebrate. Nowadays, there's always a big celebration on the ISS.
January 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Did you know that January 16th is National Prohibition Remembrance Day, recalling the period in the 1920s and early 1930s when alcoholic beverages were banned in the United States? In the 1950s they'd have parties to smoke and celebrate. Nowadays, there's always a big celebration on the ISS.
If the dinosaurs had survived to the present day instead of going extinct, they'd be household pets, much like dogs and cats, included in family portraits. There'd be support industries supplying training and food. They'd be found in retirement communities such as The Villages in Florida. Yep.
January 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If the dinosaurs had survived to the present day instead of going extinct, they'd be household pets, much like dogs and cats, included in family portraits. There'd be support industries supplying training and food. They'd be found in retirement communities such as The Villages in Florida. Yep.
Catzilla vs. Dogzilla.
January 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Catzilla vs. Dogzilla.
The replacement game continues. "A Tale of Two Cities" becomes "A Tale of Two Radios".
January 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The replacement game continues. "A Tale of Two Cities" becomes "A Tale of Two Radios".
What if you took a literary classic and replaced one word of the title with "Radios". For example, "Anne of Green Gables" becomes "Anne of Green Radios."
January 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What if you took a literary classic and replaced one word of the title with "Radios". For example, "Anne of Green Gables" becomes "Anne of Green Radios."
I create bizarre AI-generated images and post them here. If you don't like this, please feel free to unfollow or block me.
December 31, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I create bizarre AI-generated images and post them here. If you don't like this, please feel free to unfollow or block me.
Here's the Girl with the Pearl Earring letting her hair down (figuratively speaking) and doing the hoochie coochie.
December 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Here's the Girl with the Pearl Earring letting her hair down (figuratively speaking) and doing the hoochie coochie.
Hamlet and Cleopatra were known to do the hoochie coochie on their better days.
December 27, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Hamlet and Cleopatra were known to do the hoochie coochie on their better days.