Litigation really is the trenches. God is hope I can escape this soon.
January 27, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Litigation really is the trenches. God is hope I can escape this soon.
I generally abhor the "British Empire." But for some reason, London has a choke hold on me that I cannot explain. I am so happy anytime I'm walking through this city. I would move here in a heartbeat if the salary was right.
January 25, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I generally abhor the "British Empire." But for some reason, London has a choke hold on me that I cannot explain. I am so happy anytime I'm walking through this city. I would move here in a heartbeat if the salary was right.
I want to move to London so bad 😫
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I want to move to London so bad 😫
Why am hearing do much German?
January 23, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Why am hearing do much German?
I keep forgetting where I am and get startled whenever I hear a British accent.
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I keep forgetting where I am and get startled whenever I hear a British accent.
Sitting in the courtroom, waiting for my case to be called, and fantasizing about the day when I never have to step foot in a courtroom again. I fear I may never see that day 😭😭😭😭
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Sitting in the courtroom, waiting for my case to be called, and fantasizing about the day when I never have to step foot in a courtroom again. I fear I may never see that day 😭😭😭😭
I thank god everyday that I'm gay. Otherwise, I might have turned into an insufferable bible thumping holier than thou person, like my sister.
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I thank god everyday that I'm gay. Otherwise, I might have turned into an insufferable bible thumping holier than thou person, like my sister.
Lol that [redacted] thought I wouldn't cut her off. BLOCKED. Fuck that and fuck you.
January 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Lol that [redacted] thought I wouldn't cut her off. BLOCKED. Fuck that and fuck you.
Honestly, litigation is exhausting. What do you mean I have to schlep all the way downtown for a 7 minute hearing. Like.....what is this nonsense?
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Honestly, litigation is exhausting. What do you mean I have to schlep all the way downtown for a 7 minute hearing. Like.....what is this nonsense?
I just looked at my spend report for 2025 and I'm at a loss for words. How did I spend that much money in one year?!
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I just looked at my spend report for 2025 and I'm at a loss for words. How did I spend that much money in one year?!
Once again, the universe is conspiring to piss me the absolute fuck off today.
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Once again, the universe is conspiring to piss me the absolute fuck off today.
"You have to give them grace"
Me currently: I am fresh out of both grace and fucks to give.
Me currently: I am fresh out of both grace and fucks to give.
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"You have to give them grace"
Me currently: I am fresh out of both grace and fucks to give.
Me currently: I am fresh out of both grace and fucks to give.
Angry enough to leave a negative review. I literally NEVER leave a review, negative or positive. Fuck that bitch ass bar. Lucky I'm no longer in FL politics anymore. Otherwise, I would do everything in my power to get that bar closed. Fuck them.
December 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Angry enough to leave a negative review. I literally NEVER leave a review, negative or positive. Fuck that bitch ass bar. Lucky I'm no longer in FL politics anymore. Otherwise, I would do everything in my power to get that bar closed. Fuck them.
Miami, thank you for showing me the EXACT reason I left this bitch ass state. Was considering moving back for my family but FUCK that.
December 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Miami, thank you for showing me the EXACT reason I left this bitch ass state. Was considering moving back for my family but FUCK that.
Currently drafting a legal memo evicerating the legal opinion of the Condo Association's attorney who denied our ESA Letter, which prevents the Condo Board from charging us a pet fee. Man I love being an attorney.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Currently drafting a legal memo evicerating the legal opinion of the Condo Association's attorney who denied our ESA Letter, which prevents the Condo Board from charging us a pet fee. Man I love being an attorney.
I used to think that every attorney that yelled at support staff was an asshole. Now that I'm relying on support staff more, I completely see how an attorney would get to that point of frustration.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I used to think that every attorney that yelled at support staff was an asshole. Now that I'm relying on support staff more, I completely see how an attorney would get to that point of frustration.
Does he have money or does he have debt?
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Does he have money or does he have debt?
You know......they always point the finger at the crash out and never at the person that caused the crash out.
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You know......they always point the finger at the crash out and never at the person that caused the crash out.
A legal assistant with little to no attention to detail is the absolute worst.
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A legal assistant with little to no attention to detail is the absolute worst.
If every single defendant in this case could get their shit together that would be super great 🙃
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If every single defendant in this case could get their shit together that would be super great 🙃
The way father of the bride just pissed me off. How's the daughter going to ask for such an expensive wedding and not even wait to say goodbye to her father before leaving for the honeymoon. The audacity.
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The way father of the bride just pissed me off. How's the daughter going to ask for such an expensive wedding and not even wait to say goodbye to her father before leaving for the honeymoon. The audacity.
American really said "oh you don't want to pay for your seat? All the niggas sit together.
October 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
American really said "oh you don't want to pay for your seat? All the niggas sit together.
American forced me to check my carryon. If a single one of my patties are damaged or go missing I'm going to raise hell.
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
American forced me to check my carryon. If a single one of my patties are damaged or go missing I'm going to raise hell.