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Jargon
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I just want to make real tech for real people again. Physical media collector. They/them
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From a 2004 interview with RFK Jr., all the telltale signs of a budding insane right wing boomer.

Obsessed with the Roman Empire, IQ, free market capitalism, Christianity, and a straight up admission that he's full of mercury.

grist.org/article/gris...
Screenshot of an interview from grist.org: "I have so much mercury in my body right now, having tested it recently, that if I were a woman of childbearing years, my child, according to Dr. David Carpenter, the national authority on mercury contamination, would have cognitive impairment - permanent IQ loss."
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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It's insane that IMDB has been around for 35 years and can't handle basic searches.
Screenshot of an imdb search for "Seinfeld season 2" and the results are all podcasts episodes.
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Google Translate is straight up inventing English words when it doesn't know the answer now.
Screenshot of a Google Translate window with "plasencia" in the first box detected as spanish. The resulting english translation is "placidence"
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Fixed it for you Chuck
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Smart Business
Photo of an electric power strip plugged into itself.
September 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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😩
NYT Spelling Bee screenshot with the word ANTITARIFF and “Not in word list” notification
September 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Clickhole meme "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
August 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Thanks Google AI. The singularity is near!
A screenshot of a google search result that reads: AI Overview The phrase "Scuse me while I whip this out" is a misheard lyric from the Jimi Hendrix song "Purple Haze". The actual line is "Scuse me while l kiss the sky". The misheard lyric is a humorous and often sexual pun.
August 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I love how Ele's imdb page has only 2 photos at the moment.
A screenshot of the imdb app showing Ele Woods' profile, with a professional headshot and one other photo of her with an oreo on her face.
June 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Musk's "vision" is still teenager nerd shit.

Meanwhile, the folks at Honda who built Asimo 25 YEARS AGO and have been researching this for decades say it isn't happening any time soon.
May 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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hmmm... must be a member
May 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Meanwhile, right now, Meta just jumped on strong ad sales in their earnings.

If you're still on FB, Instagram, Threads, or WhatsApp, you're part of the problem. You're enabling this.
Screenshot of META stock from the Apple Stocks app showing a sudden increase of 5.62% with a news item from CNBC titled "Meta rallies on Q1 earnings"
May 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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“Microsoft Defender Antivirus did not find any threats since your last summary. Your device was scanned 2 times.”
George W. Bush interrupted meme
April 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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*Everyone nodding in agreement about not giving decision power to computers*

Great! Next slide please!
A screenshot of the meme "A Computer Can Never Be Held Accountable Therefore A Computer Must Never Make A Management Decision" with the word computer crossed out and replaced by billionaire.
February 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Sounds like The Urge person has had Too Much Stereo
February 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Who needs Google when you have CDs?
A photo of a compact disc titled Menace to Sobriety by OPM laying on a bookshelf CD player
February 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM