I’m freaked out by all the anti-vaxxers Trump has appointed. I asked ChatGPT to make the strongest possible argument that vaccines cause autism. Even all-knowing Chat was stumped. Its conclusion: “No large-scale studies have found a connection between vaccines and autism.”

Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."