The Jerk-off Ogre
@jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social
Sending psionic waves to the people of this great nation
Pinned
That song dirty white boy is about me and my struggle
Micro dosing diarrhea to become more powerful in the public library bathroom
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Micro dosing diarrhea to become more powerful in the public library bathroom
There's lesbians reading this RIGHT NOW
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 AM
There's lesbians reading this RIGHT NOW
In Night City you uh...uh, you. Fucking, smooth metal on my head man smooooth and cold. Make pp harrrd. Yum yum yum. I love capatalism.
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 AM
In Night City you uh...uh, you. Fucking, smooth metal on my head man smooooth and cold. Make pp harrrd. Yum yum yum. I love capatalism.
Happy Halloween or whatever. I'm busy making money on the stock market. I'm investing in caramel cookies manufacturing and unmanned drones for the military.
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Happy Halloween or whatever. I'm busy making money on the stock market. I'm investing in caramel cookies manufacturing and unmanned drones for the military.
I challenge any abacus to count all my sins dawg you cant handle my shit
September 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I challenge any abacus to count all my sins dawg you cant handle my shit
Striking a deal with the local deli's manager that if he gives me a life time supply of american cheese slices for grilled cheese based sex I'll leaving dead racoons at his mother's grave.
July 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Striking a deal with the local deli's manager that if he gives me a life time supply of american cheese slices for grilled cheese based sex I'll leaving dead racoons at his mother's grave.
Picture of my late father Herald. He died tragically in a bobsledding accident last august. It was like cool runnings but with more blood and concrete.
July 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Picture of my late father Herald. He died tragically in a bobsledding accident last august. It was like cool runnings but with more blood and concrete.
Me as soon as I sit down in my first class seat on the airplane to New Zealand: “Siri, resume play on 4 hour deepthroat compilation. Max volume.”
June 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me as soon as I sit down in my first class seat on the airplane to New Zealand: “Siri, resume play on 4 hour deepthroat compilation. Max volume.”
Started thinking about the Pillsbury Dough Boy and got so scared it cured my erectile dysfunction. God bless America.
May 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Started thinking about the Pillsbury Dough Boy and got so scared it cured my erectile dysfunction. God bless America.
Join me next yesterday when I start my new career as the very first Nokia N-Gage streamer over on Mixer. Thanks to Roosterteeth for the sponsorship.
May 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Join me next yesterday when I start my new career as the very first Nokia N-Gage streamer over on Mixer. Thanks to Roosterteeth for the sponsorship.
Me when i see da big boobie
May 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Me when i see da big boobie
The last picture taken of my great grand ogre before he got disintegrated by a Vietnamese toddler with a hotwired panini maker.
May 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The last picture taken of my great grand ogre before he got disintegrated by a Vietnamese toddler with a hotwired panini maker.
“K-kyaa! A-a-an indirect kiss…!” I say covering my blushing face after being handed a crack pipe from a guy who looks like if Gollum from lord of the rings was from Eugene, Oregon.
April 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“K-kyaa! A-a-an indirect kiss…!” I say covering my blushing face after being handed a crack pipe from a guy who looks like if Gollum from lord of the rings was from Eugene, Oregon.
Slipped my uber driver one of these bad boys as a tip
April 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Slipped my uber driver one of these bad boys as a tip
All Dogs go to Heaven 4: Pandemonium
April 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
All Dogs go to Heaven 4: Pandemonium
Siri, google cowboys that are gay but they’re like, chill about it
April 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Siri, google cowboys that are gay but they’re like, chill about it
founding father
March 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
founding father
dead or alive yor cumming
March 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
dead or alive yor cumming
Gonna hit this move at the pussy museum
March 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Gonna hit this move at the pussy museum
Happy birthday women. You scare me
March 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Happy birthday women. You scare me
I'm so fucking smart and you're all just jealous
February 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I'm so fucking smart and you're all just jealous
Pussy flavored watermelon
February 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pussy flavored watermelon
If your posture is too straight you fucking work for hitler
December 3, 2024 at 8:53 AM
If your posture is too straight you fucking work for hitler
My sources confirm that Margaret Thatcher's pussy did indeed taste like moth balls
December 3, 2024 at 8:52 AM
My sources confirm that Margaret Thatcher's pussy did indeed taste like moth balls
It’s me again. The castration sensation sweeping the nation.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 AM
It’s me again. The castration sensation sweeping the nation.