Michael B
@jrmariner77.bsky.social
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Michael B
@jrmariner77.bsky.social
· Jun 28
During yesterday's press conference Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth mentioned Trump 10 times. The Joint Chiefs of Staff didn't say his name once. Hegseth praised Trump and attacked the press. Is he the Secretary of Defense or Trump's spokesperson?
Pam Bondi is Trump's lawyer, not America's. Pete Hegseth is Trump's Secretary of Defense, not America's. No one in this Cabinet works for anyone but Trump.
While I seldom condone the practice, Nancy Mace isn't verbally harassed in-person often enough.
December 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
While I seldom condone the practice, Nancy Mace isn't verbally harassed in-person often enough.
Four Christmas movies to get to know me:
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Four Christmas movies to get to know me:
The blood of everyone killed or injured in our upcoming invasion of Venezuela is on the hands of Donald Trump and the GOP.
So much for "drill, baby, drill," I guess.
So much for "drill, baby, drill," I guess.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The blood of everyone killed or injured in our upcoming invasion of Venezuela is on the hands of Donald Trump and the GOP.
So much for "drill, baby, drill," I guess.
So much for "drill, baby, drill," I guess.
The jobs report can currently be found alongside Trump's tax returns, his college transcripts, the most valuable classified documents that were removed from Mar-A-Lago before the raid, etc.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The jobs report can currently be found alongside Trump's tax returns, his college transcripts, the most valuable classified documents that were removed from Mar-A-Lago before the raid, etc.
If Kegseth actually owned a mirror, maybe he would see what a POS he is, resign, and disappear from public life.
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If Kegseth actually owned a mirror, maybe he would see what a POS he is, resign, and disappear from public life.
The Trump Administration: We need other countries to buy our food.
Also, the Trump Administration:
Also, the Trump Administration:
The EPA has approved a new pesticide that contains PFAS, or 'forever chemicals', to be used on vegetables like lettuce, broccoli and potatoes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Trump Administration: We need other countries to buy our food.
Also, the Trump Administration:
Also, the Trump Administration:
Pope Leo XIV. Droppin' beatitudes.
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Pope Leo XIV. Droppin' beatitudes.
This tweet was also translated from Russian into English because Rubio is a Trump stooge.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This tweet was also translated from Russian into English because Rubio is a Trump stooge.
According to JD Vance, "dumb presidents" invade Iraq just for the oil reserves, but smart presidents invade Venezuela...for the oil reserves.
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
According to JD Vance, "dumb presidents" invade Iraq just for the oil reserves, but smart presidents invade Venezuela...for the oil reserves.
Weird how the person whining about moving/destroying Confederate monuments doesn't even blink while tearing down part of THIS monument for his own uses.
October 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Weird how the person whining about moving/destroying Confederate monuments doesn't even blink while tearing down part of THIS monument for his own uses.
This is the East Wing of the People's House. Trump is destroying it to make room for his ballroom.
I want to be wrong, but he's not leaving voluntarily.
I want to be wrong, but he's not leaving voluntarily.
October 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is the East Wing of the People's House. Trump is destroying it to make room for his ballroom.
I want to be wrong, but he's not leaving voluntarily.
I want to be wrong, but he's not leaving voluntarily.
Mariners 6, Blue Jays 2 -- Raleigh 2/4, 2B, HR; Suarez 2/3, GS HR; Speier W #1
October 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mariners 6, Blue Jays 2 -- Raleigh 2/4, 2B, HR; Suarez 2/3, GS HR; Speier W #1
Auschwitz locker-room talk.
October 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Auschwitz locker-room talk.
Mariners 10, Blue Jays 3 -- Polanco 2/5, HR; Naylor 3/4, HR; Garver 3B; Rodriguez HR; Bazardo W #1
October 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Mariners 10, Blue Jays 3 -- Polanco 2/5, HR; Naylor 3/4, HR; Garver 3B; Rodriguez HR; Bazardo W #1
Mariners 3, Blue Jays 1 -- Raleigh 2/4, HR; Polanco 2/4; Suarez 2B; Miller 6 IP, 2 H, ER, 3 BB, 3 K, W #1; Munoz SV #1
October 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Mariners 3, Blue Jays 1 -- Raleigh 2/4, HR; Polanco 2/4; Suarez 2B; Miller 6 IP, 2 H, ER, 3 BB, 3 K, W #1; Munoz SV #1
Narrator: Da
Melania Trump: "President Putin and I have had an open channel of communication."
October 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Narrator: Da
Mariners 3, Tigers 2 (15) -- Naylor 3/6, 2B; Robles 2B; Kirby 5 IP, 3 H, ER, 0 BB, 6 K; Castillo W #1
Playoff Series Taken!
Playoff Series Taken!
October 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Mariners 3, Tigers 2 (15) -- Naylor 3/6, 2B; Robles 2B; Kirby 5 IP, 3 H, ER, 0 BB, 6 K; Castillo W #1
Playoff Series Taken!
Playoff Series Taken!
F*ck Mike Johnson and his hypocritical Christian BS. Who else has his browser history besides his son? Swear in Grijalva and do your f*cking job, you pathetic sniveling coward.
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
F*ck Mike Johnson and his hypocritical Christian BS. Who else has his browser history besides his son? Swear in Grijalva and do your f*cking job, you pathetic sniveling coward.
When you realize (or, for those of us paying attention, remember) AG Bondi and FBI Director Patel used to work for Qatar -- and Trump was given a plane by Qatar, this makes a lot of sense.
It's not at all "America First," but it makes sense.
It's not at all "America First," but it makes sense.
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
October 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When you realize (or, for those of us paying attention, remember) AG Bondi and FBI Director Patel used to work for Qatar -- and Trump was given a plane by Qatar, this makes a lot of sense.
It's not at all "America First," but it makes sense.
It's not at all "America First," but it makes sense.
"The Trump Watch...guaranteed to make you at least 40 minutes late for every important event on your schedule. Buy two!"
October 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"The Trump Watch...guaranteed to make you at least 40 minutes late for every important event on your schedule. Buy two!"
If the GOP wanted to do it, they would. They have the majority in all three branches. They've done nothing but break what we have and then claim it has to go because it's broken. F*ck them.
Thune: "The president would like to overhaul Obamacare and give people health insurance that is higher quality and more affordable."
October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If the GOP wanted to do it, they would. They have the majority in all three branches. They've done nothing but break what we have and then claim it has to go because it's broken. F*ck them.
Mariners 8, Tigers 4 -- Arozarena 2/5, 2B; Raleigh 2/4, HR; Crawford 2/2, HR; Robles 2B; Suarez HR; Gilbert 6 IP, 4 H, ER, 0 BB, 7 K, W #1
October 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Mariners 8, Tigers 4 -- Arozarena 2/5, 2B; Raleigh 2/4, HR; Crawford 2/2, HR; Robles 2B; Suarez HR; Gilbert 6 IP, 4 H, ER, 0 BB, 7 K, W #1
I miss Matt Whitaker...and Jeff Sessions. I don't miss Bill Barr yet, but I am probably one scandal away from that. Bondi is pure trash.
Schiff: This is supposed to be an oversight hearing when dozens of prosecutors have been fired simply because they worked on cases investigating the former president.
Bondi: What about the fires in California? Are the riots in LA serious?
Bondi: What about the fires in California? Are the riots in LA serious?
October 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I miss Matt Whitaker...and Jeff Sessions. I don't miss Bill Barr yet, but I am probably one scandal away from that. Bondi is pure trash.
Mariners 3, Tigers 2 -- Polanco 3/4, 2 HRs; Raleigh 2B; Rodriguez 2B; Brash W #1; Munoz SV #1
October 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Mariners 3, Tigers 2 -- Polanco 3/4, 2 HRs; Raleigh 2B; Rodriguez 2B; Brash W #1; Munoz SV #1
I miss Sarah Slanders.
Q: How did the White House decide it was appropriate for Jared Kushner to be working on matters that involve Qatar, the UAE, Saudi Arabia -- 3 countries combined that have given him more than $2.5b
LEAVITT: It's frankly despicable that you're trying to suggest that it's inappropriate
LEAVITT: It's frankly despicable that you're trying to suggest that it's inappropriate
October 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I miss Sarah Slanders.