jakob ✨
@jrmh.bsky.social
he/him — 25
📌 berlin, almost
i make games sometimes!
💖 star trek, magic: the gathering, (board) games, other stuff!
📌 berlin, almost
i make games sometimes!
💖 star trek, magic: the gathering, (board) games, other stuff!
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jakob ✨
@jrmh.bsky.social
· Jan 14
📺🎞️✨ 2025 MEDIA THREAD! ✨📘🕹️
i did one of these last year on twitter and really liked being able to look through a list of all the things ive seen/played/read, so here it is for this year!
i did one of these last year on twitter and really liked being able to look through a list of all the things ive seen/played/read, so here it is for this year!
only just saw this card and I really love it??
i love that you can play it in pdh and i think it's actually pretty decent in terms of being edh viable?
i love that you can play it in pdh and i think it's actually pretty decent in terms of being edh viable?
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
only just saw this card and I really love it??
i love that you can play it in pdh and i think it's actually pretty decent in terms of being edh viable?
i love that you can play it in pdh and i think it's actually pretty decent in terms of being edh viable?
found this video from back when i was playing elite dangerous in 2016 emptying out my google drive!
i think this would've been during distant worlds??
looking back, this game really does look so pretty!
i think this would've been during distant worlds??
looking back, this game really does look so pretty!
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
found this video from back when i was playing elite dangerous in 2016 emptying out my google drive!
i think this would've been during distant worlds??
looking back, this game really does look so pretty!
i think this would've been during distant worlds??
looking back, this game really does look so pretty!
okay i literally went 7 wins again the next draft by just stubbornly forcing boros...........
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
okay i literally went 7 wins again the next draft by just stubbornly forcing boros...........
saw a post today that said you should literally just always force boros in the arena powered cube, so i did and got my first 7-win in the cube lol
(deck was really sweet too!)
(deck was really sweet too!)
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
saw a post today that said you should literally just always force boros in the arena powered cube, so i did and got my first 7-win in the cube lol
(deck was really sweet too!)
(deck was really sweet too!)
apple could save the world if they did background checks and refused to sell macbooks to anyone whos ever tweeted about an ai-enabled vscode/chromium wrapper
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
apple could save the world if they did background checks and refused to sell macbooks to anyone whos ever tweeted about an ai-enabled vscode/chromium wrapper
i was skimming nawal nasrallah's translation of this tenth century arab cook book and it really feels like the authors getting sick of writing down yet another stew recipe for pleurisy lol
October 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
i was skimming nawal nasrallah's translation of this tenth century arab cook book and it really feels like the authors getting sick of writing down yet another stew recipe for pleurisy lol
yknow what, i kinda wanna do this, so here's a thread of custom mtg card designs that i thought of! ✨
might add to this now and then!
starting with two lands, one of which i made a while ago for a "cards in exile matter" theme, and one to explore "outlaw"-style batching terms!
might add to this now and then!
starting with two lands, one of which i made a while ago for a "cards in exile matter" theme, and one to explore "outlaw"-style batching terms!
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
yknow what, i kinda wanna do this, so here's a thread of custom mtg card designs that i thought of! ✨
might add to this now and then!
starting with two lands, one of which i made a while ago for a "cards in exile matter" theme, and one to explore "outlaw"-style batching terms!
might add to this now and then!
starting with two lands, one of which i made a while ago for a "cards in exile matter" theme, and one to explore "outlaw"-style batching terms!
alright, fine
here's my compromise
here's my compromise
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
alright, fine
here's my compromise
here's my compromise
i did not expect there to be so much passionate pushback to overhauling color identity rules wrt hybrid mana
i just really cannot think of a reason to be against the proposed reform other than "vibes"
i just really cannot think of a reason to be against the proposed reform other than "vibes"
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i did not expect there to be so much passionate pushback to overhauling color identity rules wrt hybrid mana
i just really cannot think of a reason to be against the proposed reform other than "vibes"
i just really cannot think of a reason to be against the proposed reform other than "vibes"
apparently they have non-english versions of vanilla creatures on "the list", which is really neat!
October 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
apparently they have non-english versions of vanilla creatures on "the list", which is really neat!
looking into jailbreaking an old kindle i had lying around and this prerequisite is _wild_ lmao
![A screenshot from the Kindle jailbreaking guide:
Prerequisites
- You will need a PC
- Your Kindle must be registered
- Your Kindle must have a valid, internet-connected WiFi network saved to it that it can connect to during steps 5 to 7 (inclusive)
- Your Kindle’s storage must be almost full, with only 20-90 MB of free space remaining to avoid automatic updates [this one his highlighted]
- File archiver software to unzip files (7-zip or WinRar for Windows)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vpyhy5x7gnwndoodop3klm4f/bafkreibfe5oduqkt5dqiapfaf656e2oo7dtkr6mdib7trvvmqqlxcfjaji@jpeg)
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
looking into jailbreaking an old kindle i had lying around and this prerequisite is _wild_ lmao
(this is about spy x family)
why is marx on money from westalis?? They had him on an eastern 100 dalc note last season (which makes sense) but why is he on here lol
why is marx on money from westalis?? They had him on an eastern 100 dalc note last season (which makes sense) but why is he on here lol
October 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
(this is about spy x family)
why is marx on money from westalis?? They had him on an eastern 100 dalc note last season (which makes sense) but why is he on here lol
why is marx on money from westalis?? They had him on an eastern 100 dalc note last season (which makes sense) but why is he on here lol
some worldbuilding things I'd like to see in starfleet academy:
- a *large* romulan community on earth. i know there's ni'var, but it's been 700y since the supernova and it makes sense some romulans would've settled on federation worlds, and i think there being a billion or so on earth would be cool
- a *large* romulan community on earth. i know there's ni'var, but it's been 700y since the supernova and it makes sense some romulans would've settled on federation worlds, and i think there being a billion or so on earth would be cool
October 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
some worldbuilding things I'd like to see in starfleet academy:
- a *large* romulan community on earth. i know there's ni'var, but it's been 700y since the supernova and it makes sense some romulans would've settled on federation worlds, and i think there being a billion or so on earth would be cool
- a *large* romulan community on earth. i know there's ni'var, but it's been 700y since the supernova and it makes sense some romulans would've settled on federation worlds, and i think there being a billion or so on earth would be cool
itd have been so cool if the post-burn earth hadn't joined the federation but had been some kind of antagonist
like, the mostly-human discovery crew having to decide to stand with the federation ideals against their homeworld wouldve been so neat imo
like, the mostly-human discovery crew having to decide to stand with the federation ideals against their homeworld wouldve been so neat imo
October 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
itd have been so cool if the post-burn earth hadn't joined the federation but had been some kind of antagonist
like, the mostly-human discovery crew having to decide to stand with the federation ideals against their homeworld wouldve been so neat imo
like, the mostly-human discovery crew having to decide to stand with the federation ideals against their homeworld wouldve been so neat imo
okay what if colbert getting a (voice) role on starfleet academy is gonna be enough to make the millenial liberal viewers happy so that the rest of the show can have better politics
October 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
okay what if colbert getting a (voice) role on starfleet academy is gonna be enough to make the millenial liberal viewers happy so that the rest of the show can have better politics
at this point I dont think minecraft's bedrock edition will ever feel like "real" minecraft, only ever this weird "minecraft at home" simulacrum
im still a little miffed with them adding "java edition" to the name
like no, that's just "minecraft" anything else can be an "edition"
im still a little miffed with them adding "java edition" to the name
like no, that's just "minecraft" anything else can be an "edition"
October 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
at this point I dont think minecraft's bedrock edition will ever feel like "real" minecraft, only ever this weird "minecraft at home" simulacrum
im still a little miffed with them adding "java edition" to the name
like no, that's just "minecraft" anything else can be an "edition"
im still a little miffed with them adding "java edition" to the name
like no, that's just "minecraft" anything else can be an "edition"
my bedroom has like a 4°C temperature gradient (with my desk on the cold side, bed by the radiator on the warm side) and its *so* frustrating........
October 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
my bedroom has like a 4°C temperature gradient (with my desk on the cold side, bed by the radiator on the warm side) and its *so* frustrating........
its german unity day, our national holiday where we mourn what could have been if not for nationalism and capitalism destroying any democratic socialist prospects and dooming east germans and east germany to this day ✨
October 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
its german unity day, our national holiday where we mourn what could have been if not for nationalism and capitalism destroying any democratic socialist prospects and dooming east germans and east germany to this day ✨
im thinking: would the following be too strong as a balatro joker (probably rare, maybe legendary?)
"At the start of each round, draw all unenhanced cards without seals. When you first play or discard each round, discard your hand."
"At the start of each round, draw all unenhanced cards without seals. When you first play or discard each round, discard your hand."
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
im thinking: would the following be too strong as a balatro joker (probably rare, maybe legendary?)
"At the start of each round, draw all unenhanced cards without seals. When you first play or discard each round, discard your hand."
"At the start of each round, draw all unenhanced cards without seals. When you first play or discard each round, discard your hand."
Reposted by jakob ✨
NORTHERNLION IS THE ONLY STREAMER WHO WILL PUMP YOUR DICK HONESTLY
October 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
NORTHERNLION IS THE ONLY STREAMER WHO WILL PUMP YOUR DICK HONESTLY
whyd they make it so that putting your feet up to the radiator feels heavenly but turning on the heating in the first place costs a trillion euros an hour
October 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
whyd they make it so that putting your feet up to the radiator feels heavenly but turning on the heating in the first place costs a trillion euros an hour
Reposted by jakob ✨
Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community.
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community.
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
this guy is unbearable and its embarrassing people are paying so much attention to his pet arch install script
![Tweet by DHH (@dhh)
"Yes, Omarchy runs on master. So will every project I start from here-on out. I got fooled by the good-faith exploit once, but I won't repeat that mistake. [Link]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vpyhy5x7gnwndoodop3klm4f/bafkreihr4ytxs5aojhxq6pss443um3ig3u2jrzzdu223r4pfz56erhed64@jpeg)
September 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
this guy is unbearable and its embarrassing people are paying so much attention to his pet arch install script
commander but you can only play cards that have a strictly better version
September 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
commander but you can only play cards that have a strictly better version
this is very cool but itll probably cost €100 (+€20 shipping) 🥲
Two players. 10 fish. 80 cards. Get ready for Chaos Vault: Dandân, a complete Forgetful Fish experience featuring brand new Dandân card art.
September 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
this is very cool but itll probably cost €100 (+€20 shipping) 🥲