John Robie
jrobie.bsky.social
John Robie
@jrobie.bsky.social
Just an over-educated monkey trying to make it in the big city. With all the appropriate hobbies and interests.
How about as a compromise CBP stays at the border *and* above the 65th parallel?

(Obviously don't actually do this, the people of Alaska don't deserve these goons any more than anyone else does)
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Who wore it better?
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 AM
It's this guy again
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 AM
January 20, 2026 at 6:13 PM
It strains credulity that a Turkish doctor would be unfamiliar with people travelling for medical procedures
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
January 12, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Munitions-Grade Kix: Man Tested, Combat Approved
January 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
2026 energy:
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I joined this site because I heard it was the place for Malph Hog. And then I was so confused.
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Just remembered this one: Long ago I saw a guy in black jeans and black leather jacket at a book event and said to a friend "Look it's 'Guy From The Strokes Accused Of Trying To Look Like Guy From The Strokes'"

Later learned from a very excited cashier that it was, in fact, the guy from the Strokes
December 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I think this is probably mine. I read it when I was about 10 years old.
December 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Say what you will, I don't think it's AI. Reads like 100% organic gobbledygook.

What is this? Is this a real lion? Who is a wolf? Who's talking? Is the lion our narrator?
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Retvrn," I guess?
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
December 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
To say nothing of this
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
♫ Me ol' bamboo,
me ol' bamboo
I'm beatin' your ass with me ol' bamboo ♫
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM