Jeffrey Ross-Ibarra
@jrossibarra.bsky.social
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evolutionary genomics of maize and wild relatives. erstwhile ethnobotanist. purveyor of bad puns. dad. prof and HPC director at UC Davis. not actually a cool cow from 1994. rilab.ucdavis.edu. views, especially bad ones, mine only (he/him)
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Something something Panglossian paradigm
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Damn, back in my day we only worried about razors.
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I knew I should have paid for the high end library prep kit…
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You’d have to be bananas bread to even try. I of course did, with an online aligner, and the browser cookies nearly crashed my computer.
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This is why shortbreads are bad to sequence with. They just bounce right off.
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So, like short read data too (curse you, autocorrect!)
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Your regular reminder that plant genomes are messy. Good luck getting your shortbread data to recapitulate this:
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amusingly I don't even know what repo this is for -- a colleague sent this screenshot she had apparently taken at the time, bemused by my commit message.
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Even if it were accurate it seems like “tech that keeps people alive” should be pretty far down the list of climate change targets. Below lots we all do for convenience or money.
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No, nothing that sophisticated. I was just trying to reproduce Homer backing into the hedge.
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Homer, as always, is my muse.
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Everyone knows the potato peels go first THEN the coffee. A few scoops of sand helps the sink digest it all too.
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Pretty close, but you switched the one on the left and the middle. Don’t fret too much, the taxonomy is difficult.
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Well this is a commit from 2018 so long past time for either option
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Lots of things can be hidden in a corn field.
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You're right! I was like 6 years ahead of my time!
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Maize is easy. It’s so diverse, You could probably make a mammoth with six or seven generations of selection.
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This is pretty brilliant. If we turn orchids into mammoths 1) we avoid lots of IRB issues with work on animals until the very end 2) we save on orchid food. We might have to edit a few more genes, but I'd say 30 or 40 oughta do it.
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Argh. Autocorrect ruining my puns. Differences in masa not mass.
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Obviously the bovine firewall weighs more, but once you acownt for differences in mass percentage corn is about zea same.
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And, as in epistatic thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And pleiotropy as it came!