Empty Head, clear eyes

OK fine but I’m not cutting off my dick

Do we get to kill horses in the swamp?

I think they were hoping to make trades off the MLB roster

I don’t think they had any interest in Bellinger at all, and only very slight, kick the tires interest in Murakami

My dog get excited when someone comes to the door, whether it’s a bill collector or a guy dropping off a bag of money.

Why assume they won’t? The down years guys all have past performances that are better. It’s why it’s called a “down” year, because past performance wasn’t met. Why can’t Harper, Bohm or Nola hit past levels-are three had injuries they can recover from?

Nope. But they won 96 with all of those guys having down years. One or two of them rebound & it’s easy to have hope.

Why be negative & assume everything will be shit? What fucking good does that do?

Sure, but are the Mets better? New faces is fine & dandy, but it don’t mean the team is better

I have 3 flannel blankets (2 Flyers 1 Phillies) & i could sleep out side & those mfers would keep my ass warm

Won 96 despite Wheeler missing 6 weeks, “down” years by Harper, Realmuto, Bohm, Castellanos & Nola. A patchwork bullpen. Awful starts by Stott & Marsh. Yeah the lost Suarez, but adding Painter.

Are there any veteran starters that you guys think the Phillies will target with MiLB contracts over the next fortnight?

* yeah I used fortnight to enhance my odds of being answered. Thanks guys!

The headline misses the main point where the column said it’s a long shot

Also we’re going to increase the delay so you get spoilers 45 seconds early on your phone