JS Braga
@jsbraga.bsky.social
History teacher (substitute)
Fiction writer (once in a blue moon)
Doom scrolling the 21st century (full-time)
Para os meus comparsas portugueses: "JS Braga" não é a Juventude Socialista de Braga. É o meu nome. I'm taking it back, bitches.
Fiction writer (once in a blue moon)
Doom scrolling the 21st century (full-time)
Para os meus comparsas portugueses: "JS Braga" não é a Juventude Socialista de Braga. É o meu nome. I'm taking it back, bitches.
Welcome back! The world needs more Ellen and less... everything else, I guess...?
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Welcome back! The world needs more Ellen and less... everything else, I guess...?
"Não é difícil imaginar que também queiram ter uma palavra em relação a tudo o resto"
Não é nada difícil. Aqui está a resposta (ok, talvez esteja ligeiramente exagerado, mas a ideia está lá).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vId...
Não é nada difícil. Aqui está a resposta (ok, talvez esteja ligeiramente exagerado, mas a ideia está lá).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vId...
A Repressed 1950s Housewife Full 2025 Compilation
YouTube video by Em August
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 PM
"Não é difícil imaginar que também queiram ter uma palavra em relação a tudo o resto"
Não é nada difícil. Aqui está a resposta (ok, talvez esteja ligeiramente exagerado, mas a ideia está lá).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vId...
Não é nada difícil. Aqui está a resposta (ok, talvez esteja ligeiramente exagerado, mas a ideia está lá).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vId...
Tem sentido. Um partido marcadamente anti-"woke" acaba por ser, na sua génese, a favor do encobrimento dos crimes do patriarcado quando lhes der jeito. Para a IL a liberdade das mulheres é tão válida como a dos homens apenas enquanto lhes convier.
“Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds"
“Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds"
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Tem sentido. Um partido marcadamente anti-"woke" acaba por ser, na sua génese, a favor do encobrimento dos crimes do patriarcado quando lhes der jeito. Para a IL a liberdade das mulheres é tão válida como a dos homens apenas enquanto lhes convier.
“Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds"
“Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds"
Americans need guns to form well regulated militias to protect themselves from tyrannical governments!
I mean... they still didn't do that. And it's been a year. And every day it gets worse and I see no well regulated militia protecting people from getting shot in the face... but guns are good!...
I mean... they still didn't do that. And it's been a year. And every day it gets worse and I see no well regulated militia protecting people from getting shot in the face... but guns are good!...
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Americans need guns to form well regulated militias to protect themselves from tyrannical governments!
I mean... they still didn't do that. And it's been a year. And every day it gets worse and I see no well regulated militia protecting people from getting shot in the face... but guns are good!...
I mean... they still didn't do that. And it's been a year. And every day it gets worse and I see no well regulated militia protecting people from getting shot in the face... but guns are good!...
I mean, fucking Kissinger won it. It's pretty much on brand for them.
January 17, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I mean, fucking Kissinger won it. It's pretty much on brand for them.
Machado: "I love you so much, I'm willing to give you my Nobel Prize."
Trump: "I don't think about you at all."
Trump: "I don't think about you at all."
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Machado: "I love you so much, I'm willing to give you my Nobel Prize."
Trump: "I don't think about you at all."
Trump: "I don't think about you at all."
Democrats and Republicans need to step up and pass a bipartisan bill to make all important news covering start with the sentence "HOLY SHIT BALLS".
Also, this is the kind of stuff that would get literally any other president impeached and probably removed from office. But Trump is a "special boy".
Also, this is the kind of stuff that would get literally any other president impeached and probably removed from office. But Trump is a "special boy".
January 17, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Democrats and Republicans need to step up and pass a bipartisan bill to make all important news covering start with the sentence "HOLY SHIT BALLS".
Also, this is the kind of stuff that would get literally any other president impeached and probably removed from office. But Trump is a "special boy".
Also, this is the kind of stuff that would get literally any other president impeached and probably removed from office. But Trump is a "special boy".
And most Democratic voters still like him because his staffers are funny when they troll Trump online.
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
And most Democratic voters still like him because his staffers are funny when they troll Trump online.
I'm not voting for him, but in the middle of his ramblings he does say a lot of correct stuff. My first ever bluesky post is a quote from him from the debate the other day: "Os portugueses precisam de amor e afecto" - "Portuguese people need love and affection". <3
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I'm not voting for him, but in the middle of his ramblings he does say a lot of correct stuff. My first ever bluesky post is a quote from him from the debate the other day: "Os portugueses precisam de amor e afecto" - "Portuguese people need love and affection". <3
Exactamente o presidente que precisamos. Alguém com ligações próximas a um dos nossos mini-oligarcas. Enfim. Tenho pena de não poder votar na Ana nestas eleições.
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Exactamente o presidente que precisamos. Alguém com ligações próximas a um dos nossos mini-oligarcas. Enfim. Tenho pena de não poder votar na Ana nestas eleições.
He (or his staffers) makes fun of Trump in the Nazi social network. That's more than enough to bring a country back from being an international pariah and from economic collapse, right?
January 16, 2026 at 7:02 AM
He (or his staffers) makes fun of Trump in the Nazi social network. That's more than enough to bring a country back from being an international pariah and from economic collapse, right?
"What do you have lying around in your house that you would give to Trump?"
Eventually today I will have something I can give him if I don't flush.
Eventually today I will have something I can give him if I don't flush.
January 16, 2026 at 6:25 AM
"What do you have lying around in your house that you would give to Trump?"
Eventually today I will have something I can give him if I don't flush.
Eventually today I will have something I can give him if I don't flush.
So... should I tell Schumer to stop writing the next stern letter?
Just kidding. He's not even doing that now.
Just kidding. He's not even doing that now.
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 AM
So... should I tell Schumer to stop writing the next stern letter?
Just kidding. He's not even doing that now.
Just kidding. He's not even doing that now.
Weekend's almost here and they're tired. Give 'em a break. And Monday's always such a drag anyway, and then it's taco Tuesday or whatever. They'll come around to it.
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Weekend's almost here and they're tired. Give 'em a break. And Monday's always such a drag anyway, and then it's taco Tuesday or whatever. They'll come around to it.
What a sad, sad little man.
January 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
What a sad, sad little man.
Hahahahahahaha que tristeza......
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Hahahahahahaha que tristeza......
Meidas Touch have always been pro-Genocide.
January 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Meidas Touch have always been pro-Genocide.
Platforming pro-ICE politicians today, are we?
January 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Platforming pro-ICE politicians today, are we?
Maybe the empire will die, maybe it won't. But, like any empire, many people will view it favourably, many will view it negatively. Because the US does have both elements. It is what it is. Just like any other empire throughout history. Like how people view the British Empire nowadays, for example.
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Maybe the empire will die, maybe it won't. But, like any empire, many people will view it favourably, many will view it negatively. Because the US does have both elements. It is what it is. Just like any other empire throughout history. Like how people view the British Empire nowadays, for example.
And many politicians all over the world look to emulate several of Trump's policies and tactics. Another great US export, I guess.
This will be his biggest legacy that will last long after he dies. He truly is a cancer, not just on the US, but all over the world.
This will be his biggest legacy that will last long after he dies. He truly is a cancer, not just on the US, but all over the world.
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
And many politicians all over the world look to emulate several of Trump's policies and tactics. Another great US export, I guess.
This will be his biggest legacy that will last long after he dies. He truly is a cancer, not just on the US, but all over the world.
This will be his biggest legacy that will last long after he dies. He truly is a cancer, not just on the US, but all over the world.
Honestly, that's good. People started to like him because he (his staffers?) is good at trolling. Ok? Is everybody ok? He is not it fellas.
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Honestly, that's good. People started to like him because he (his staffers?) is good at trolling. Ok? Is everybody ok? He is not it fellas.
Segunda parte só a defender, mas siga. Com esta qualidade toda na defesa até dá gosto!
January 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Segunda parte só a defender, mas siga. Com esta qualidade toda na defesa até dá gosto!
Eu quero o Porto campeãããããoooo!!! Olééé!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Eu quero o Porto campeãããããoooo!!! Olééé!!!!
Nope. Just can't read, apparently. My bad.
Still, you are being unnecessarily aggressive. I still think you should chill.
Still, you are being unnecessarily aggressive. I still think you should chill.
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Nope. Just can't read, apparently. My bad.
Still, you are being unnecessarily aggressive. I still think you should chill.
Still, you are being unnecessarily aggressive. I still think you should chill.
I'm being a troll because we disagree on nothing more than a detail? We clearly are on the same side here, chill out a bit.
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I'm being a troll because we disagree on nothing more than a detail? We clearly are on the same side here, chill out a bit.