Jordan Ellenberg
@jsellenberg.bsky.social
Mathematician, writer, Orioles fan, Wisconsinite, cargo shorts dad
Philosophers of probability, your moment has arrived
November 4, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Philosophers of probability, your moment has arrived
Fewer, actually.
October 22, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Fewer, actually.
Badger gameday!
October 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Badger gameday!
You can ask immigrants to assimilate into US culture or you can ask immigrants not to drive like a-holes but you most definitely can't do both
September 15, 2024 at 2:28 PM
You can ask immigrants to assimilate into US culture or you can ask immigrants not to drive like a-holes but you most definitely can't do both
Since you blooskers seemed to like that last one, here's one of the craziest "what does that word mean again?" sentences the New York Times has ever said "fuck it, press publish" to:
September 2, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Since you blooskers seemed to like that last one, here's one of the craziest "what does that word mean again?" sentences the New York Times has ever said "fuck it, press publish" to:
What does "inviolate" mean in the New York Times now?
September 1, 2024 at 10:17 PM
What does "inviolate" mean in the New York Times now?
There is a Mr. Peanut roaming campus, troubling
March 11, 2024 at 10:32 PM
There is a Mr. Peanut roaming campus, troubling
Wisconsin Institute for Law and Liberty's Rick Esenberg concedes here that the GOP's current Assembly majority is MORE THAN TWICE what it would be with anything like fair maps. That's gerrymandering in action.
February 4, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Wisconsin Institute for Law and Liberty's Rick Esenberg concedes here that the GOP's current Assembly majority is MORE THAN TWICE what it would be with anything like fair maps. That's gerrymandering in action.
Sometimes a talking lion is just a talking lion
December 30, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Sometimes a talking lion is just a talking lion
I found it, fellow parents of college-appliers, the worst quote of the year
December 26, 2023 at 9:08 PM
I found it, fellow parents of college-appliers, the worst quote of the year
SHAPE is out in Thai!
November 17, 2023 at 1:49 AM
SHAPE is out in Thai!
If you prompted Dall-E with "white male Democratic governor" you would get exactly Andy Beshear
November 8, 2023 at 12:48 AM
If you prompted Dall-E with "white male Democratic governor" you would get exactly Andy Beshear
Found blackboard
October 29, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Found blackboard
The tragedy is that you can never truly escape yourself
October 27, 2023 at 1:44 PM
The tragedy is that you can never truly escape yourself
This Maass form looks like a panda to me
October 26, 2023 at 7:52 PM
This Maass form looks like a panda to me
