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@jsomnione.bsky.social
alt text on point
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 AM
alt text on point
There is no reforming an agency whose members want to injure and murder civilians. The minimum is abolishing ICE and prosecuting anyone and everyone associated with the actions in Minneapolis.
If you're not willing to fight for that, resign already.
If you're not willing to fight for that, resign already.
January 28, 2026 at 10:20 PM
There is no reforming an agency whose members want to injure and murder civilians. The minimum is abolishing ICE and prosecuting anyone and everyone associated with the actions in Minneapolis.
If you're not willing to fight for that, resign already.
If you're not willing to fight for that, resign already.
unfortunately opossums only live two or three years so you need a succession of them regardless
January 24, 2026 at 12:44 AM
unfortunately opossums only live two or three years so you need a succession of them regardless
i appreciate your commitment to your various terrible sons
January 17, 2026 at 1:24 AM
i appreciate your commitment to your various terrible sons
no way that guy was fast enough to collect all those rings in the first place
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
no way that guy was fast enough to collect all those rings in the first place
"Here's how to lower the risks"
The simple answer is to simply ban the AI chat bots.
Alternatively, hold their owners criminally liable.
The simple answer is to simply ban the AI chat bots.
Alternatively, hold their owners criminally liable.
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Here's how to lower the risks"
The simple answer is to simply ban the AI chat bots.
Alternatively, hold their owners criminally liable.
The simple answer is to simply ban the AI chat bots.
Alternatively, hold their owners criminally liable.
Flexing with the NG six pack
December 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Flexing with the NG six pack
honestly, skill issue
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
honestly, skill issue
it's beautiful!
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
it's beautiful!
"it's beneath you"
Are we talking about the same person?
Are we talking about the same person?
December 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"it's beneath you"
Are we talking about the same person?
Are we talking about the same person?
please do not bother The Tree
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
please do not bother The Tree
Extra bitchin' olive oil
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Extra bitchin' olive oil
IIRC, Giannis wanted to play with Dame. No way that deal happens without his buy-in.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
IIRC, Giannis wanted to play with Dame. No way that deal happens without his buy-in.
second nuun, but only the lemon lime one.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
second nuun, but only the lemon lime one.
we don't really have time to go through all the things yglesias doesn't know
October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
we don't really have time to go through all the things yglesias doesn't know
"Sorry, we spent another $50 billion on AI, would you like some AI-generated slop instead?"
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Sorry, we spent another $50 billion on AI, would you like some AI-generated slop instead?"
as always, republicans want to give money to billionaires and want you to die. that's it. those are the priorities.
October 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
as always, republicans want to give money to billionaires and want you to die. that's it. those are the priorities.
took her long enough
August 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
took her long enough
big The Ninth Gate vibes
July 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
big The Ninth Gate vibes
An America that's not like this?
*gestures wildly at everything*
*gestures wildly at everything*
July 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
An America that's not like this?
*gestures wildly at everything*
*gestures wildly at everything*