Nola
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Nola
@jspiro.bsky.social
· Nov 19
A cynical optimist's guide to holiday greetings
- Bleak Tidings
- Dark Greetings
- Season’s Grievings
- Cold comforts to you and yours
- Silent nights, existential plights
- May your in-laws leave early this year
- May you fake it festively
- To wine over whine
- Bleak Tidings
- Dark Greetings
- Season’s Grievings
- Cold comforts to you and yours
- Silent nights, existential plights
- May your in-laws leave early this year
- May you fake it festively
- To wine over whine
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
Trump has always wanted to undo everything Obama and Biden did, looking at my portfolio I think he's just about there.
April 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Trump has always wanted to undo everything Obama and Biden did, looking at my portfolio I think he's just about there.
Market ended slightly up, leaving my portfolio soaring 0.55% higher than the day #PumpAndDumpfuck took office–his bump-to-date (BTD)–while inflation (CPI) is 0.57%.
Between eggs priced like Costco caviar and our allies hating U.S., we’d all be richer just passing Go for $200.
Between eggs priced like Costco caviar and our allies hating U.S., we’d all be richer just passing Go for $200.
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Market ended slightly up, leaving my portfolio soaring 0.55% higher than the day #PumpAndDumpfuck took office–his bump-to-date (BTD)–while inflation (CPI) is 0.57%.
Between eggs priced like Costco caviar and our allies hating U.S., we’d all be richer just passing Go for $200.
Between eggs priced like Costco caviar and our allies hating U.S., we’d all be richer just passing Go for $200.
A cynical optimist's guide to holiday greetings
- Bleak Tidings
- Dark Greetings
- Season’s Grievings
- Cold comforts to you and yours
- Silent nights, existential plights
- May your in-laws leave early this year
- May you fake it festively
- To wine over whine
- Bleak Tidings
- Dark Greetings
- Season’s Grievings
- Cold comforts to you and yours
- Silent nights, existential plights
- May your in-laws leave early this year
- May you fake it festively
- To wine over whine
November 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
A cynical optimist's guide to holiday greetings
- Bleak Tidings
- Dark Greetings
- Season’s Grievings
- Cold comforts to you and yours
- Silent nights, existential plights
- May your in-laws leave early this year
- May you fake it festively
- To wine over whine
- Bleak Tidings
- Dark Greetings
- Season’s Grievings
- Cold comforts to you and yours
- Silent nights, existential plights
- May your in-laws leave early this year
- May you fake it festively
- To wine over whine
The White House is turning into a daytime TV lineup 😒
Can we at least have Oprah? She could surely solve any crisis with a well-timed giveaway.
Can we at least have Oprah? She could surely solve any crisis with a well-timed giveaway.
November 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
The White House is turning into a daytime TV lineup 😒
Can we at least have Oprah? She could surely solve any crisis with a well-timed giveaway.
Can we at least have Oprah? She could surely solve any crisis with a well-timed giveaway.
How am I'm getting a full cup of food with a scoop labeled 1/3?
Wtf dad, it's an irrational amount of food. Do better next time!
Wtf dad, it's an irrational amount of food. Do better next time!
January 6, 2024 at 4:10 AM
How am I'm getting a full cup of food with a scoop labeled 1/3?
Wtf dad, it's an irrational amount of food. Do better next time!
Wtf dad, it's an irrational amount of food. Do better next time!
What's currently wrong with the US in one image:
December 13, 2023 at 1:52 AM
What's currently wrong with the US in one image: