Josh Simon
@jss1113.bsky.social
ACAB, BLM, LGBTQIA+, EIEIO. He/him. 6σ west of strange. Also this username on FB and http://mastodon.social.
I volunteer as tribute... though I concede the commute may be prohibitive.
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I volunteer as tribute... though I concede the commute may be prohibitive.
"That time" implies it was only the once.
I find that difficult to believe.
I find that difficult to believe.
February 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
"That time" implies it was only the once.
I find that difficult to believe.
I find that difficult to believe.
Is anyone EVER really ready for Captain Swizzles?
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Is anyone EVER really ready for Captain Swizzles?
Yes. And name the client so we know with whom we should never do business.
January 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Yes. And name the client so we know with whom we should never do business.
"Cosplay" is the word he's looking for once he's discarded invective and insults, anyhow.
January 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
"Cosplay" is the word he's looking for once he's discarded invective and insults, anyhow.
From back when I did, no... but we lived on a cul-de-sac so the postal carrier just did a loop.
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
From back when I did, no... but we lived on a cul-de-sac so the postal carrier just did a loop.
Computer: End program.
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Computer: End program.
Sounds reasonable to me.
January 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Sounds reasonable to me.
A hotel room with a couch? Did you get a suite?
January 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
A hotel room with a couch? Did you get a suite?
I never reveal my sources.
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I never reveal my sources.
Don't kink-shame. Someone might be into that.
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Don't kink-shame. Someone might be into that.
Yes, often. There's usually a spare in case one breaks.
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Yes, often. There's usually a spare in case one breaks.
More seriously, "Roses Are Red" by Dot Warner. I'm likely to repost it on Alentine's Ay.
December 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
More seriously, "Roses Are Red" by Dot Warner. I'm likely to repost it on Alentine's Ay.
There once was a man from Nantucket.
(What?)
(What?)
December 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket.
(What?)
(What?)
It depends... does anyone KNOW the new passwords or have the ability to reset them, or are both they and your security questions all scrambled into nonsense such that you can neither log in nor recover them?
December 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It depends... does anyone KNOW the new passwords or have the ability to reset them, or are both they and your security questions all scrambled into nonsense such that you can neither log in nor recover them?
A friend, an acquaintance, a total stranger....
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A friend, an acquaintance, a total stranger....
My youth.
My future.
Some degree of hope.
My future.
Some degree of hope.
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My youth.
My future.
Some degree of hope.
My future.
Some degree of hope.
Hummina. I'll be in my bunk.
(No, really. I've got a wicked head cold and have spent most of the last 48 hours in bed trying to sleep.)
(No, really. I've got a wicked head cold and have spent most of the last 48 hours in bed trying to sleep.)
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hummina. I'll be in my bunk.
(No, really. I've got a wicked head cold and have spent most of the last 48 hours in bed trying to sleep.)
(No, really. I've got a wicked head cold and have spent most of the last 48 hours in bed trying to sleep.)