I would like to apologize for briefly thinking I'm reading about this guy every time I see Noah's name.

I had this poster.

For me...

Unlike me.

Goddammit. I surrender.

Did you write this, btw?
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

One thing I've always appreciated about Bertucci's is the uniformity of their pizzas. Each slice is calibrated to the ounce. These two slices, for instance, are indistinguishable.

Something like this. Like a five-in-one painter's tool, but with all manner of distraction: tags, bell, rattle, soft, rollable, etc...

We had similar guesses. I went with your five pitchers, Rickey, Schmidt, Boggs, Gwynn, and Ozzie. The correct answers...