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Jesse Tomchak
@jtomchak.bsky.social
Firm believer that technology is awesome, the the ability to create and contribute to software is possible from anyone.
I’m sorry …. Wha?
a minion wearing goggles and overalls says whaaaaat
ALT: a minion wearing goggles and overalls says whaaaaat
media.tenor.com
April 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I miss New Rustacean. I haven’t ever used Rust in any serious capacity, but really enjoyed the show.
February 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Jesse Tomchak
✅ Hidden costs & complexities of serverless architectures
✅ Why serverless doesn't actually mean no servers
✅ When serverless makes sense
✅ How to balance simplicity, cost & performance

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Riverside.FM | Webinar
link.platformaticHQ.com
February 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
oh my! I love it
February 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Title card fades in:
“Special Counsel Report: The Election Case”
January 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Closing Scene:
Done Done
Narrator: “In the pursuit of justice, the process matters as much as the outcome. This investigation tested the rule of law and reaffirmed its resilience.”
January 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Scene: Smith delivering his final remarks:
“Our work was not in vain. We showed that no one is above the law—not even the most powerful.”
January 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Act 3: The Prosecution Decision
Narrator: “Despite mounting evidence, the case faced unprecedented challenges. Trump’s reelection in 2024 complicated matters, leading the Special Counsel to move for dismissal due to constitutional limitations on prosecuting a sitting president.”
January 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Flashback montage of key moments:
• Trump on a phone call: “Find me 11,780 votes.”
• Justice Department officials refusing to act on baseless fraud claims.
• The chaos at the Capitol.
January 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Fake electors were recruited to sign fraudulent certifications. And on January 6, 2021, an angry mob stormed the Capitol, allegedly fueled by false claims.”
January 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Act 2: The Evidence

Narrator: “As the investigation unfolded, a pattern of deceit emerged. Trump’s alleged pressure campaigns targeted state officials, demanding they overturn certified results.
January 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
—this is about the law.”
January 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The other, probing the retention of classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago residence. Special Counsel Jack Smith was appointed to ensure independence and accountability.”

Cut to Smith addressing his team:
“We follow the facts, no matter where they lead. This isn’t about politics
January 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Act 1: The Investigation
Narrator: “In the fall of 2022, the Department of Justice launched two criminal investigations into the actions of former President Donald J. Trump. One, examining his alleged interference in the peaceful transfer of power following the 2020 election.
January 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM