Josalyn
@jtpmik.bsky.social
Photographer by trade, artist and maker by choice, total disaster by fate.
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River fauna ⭐️🐟
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
River fauna ⭐️🐟
In a lovely bit of gender affirming serendipity, one of the nurses for my surgery did try to give me a pregnancy test.
January 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
In a lovely bit of gender affirming serendipity, one of the nurses for my surgery did try to give me a pregnancy test.
Shower pop tart. Is this anything?
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Shower pop tart. Is this anything?
Crashing out but make it festive ✨
December 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Crashing out but make it festive ✨
When everyone else is playing checkers I’m playing solitaire because there was an odd number of people at the checkers meetup.
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
When everyone else is playing checkers I’m playing solitaire because there was an odd number of people at the checkers meetup.
I bet she doesn’t even know the Moh’s hardness of corundum
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I bet she doesn’t even know the Moh’s hardness of corundum
I have the conversational skills of a kumquat
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I have the conversational skills of a kumquat
Forget periods synching up, you know she’s your bestie when your tummy troubles synch up.
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Forget periods synching up, you know she’s your bestie when your tummy troubles synch up.
I have too much of a breeding kink for someone who probably can’t get pregnant.
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I have too much of a breeding kink for someone who probably can’t get pregnant.
Skipping a progesterone dose messes with me more than it has any right to
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Skipping a progesterone dose messes with me more than it has any right to
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LinkedIn Wrapped be like:
You applied to 8963 jobs this year!
You heard back from 2! That puts you in the top 0.6% of applicants!
You applied to 8963 jobs this year!
You heard back from 2! That puts you in the top 0.6% of applicants!
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
LinkedIn Wrapped be like:
You applied to 8963 jobs this year!
You heard back from 2! That puts you in the top 0.6% of applicants!
You applied to 8963 jobs this year!
You heard back from 2! That puts you in the top 0.6% of applicants!
Getting drunk and watching a musical that you discovered while you were crashing out in college may not be the best decision.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Getting drunk and watching a musical that you discovered while you were crashing out in college may not be the best decision.
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The Iconoclasm
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The Iconoclasm
One day I’ll be funny and then they’ll all be sorry
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
One day I’ll be funny and then they’ll all be sorry
Me to my wife “Don’t be stressed out. Think of the boobies.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Me to my wife “Don’t be stressed out. Think of the boobies.”
Being trans sucks sometimes but at least people regularly send you pictures of their boobs.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Being trans sucks sometimes but at least people regularly send you pictures of their boobs.
Update she’s like those sneakers tho. And I need to show you the new Outback.
If there was any doubt how gay my wife is, she’s trying to figure out if she can buy Subaru sneakers.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Update she’s like those sneakers tho. And I need to show you the new Outback.
Biweekly doesn’t mean twice a week or every other week it means it’s attracted to all weeks regardless of months.
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Biweekly doesn’t mean twice a week or every other week it means it’s attracted to all weeks regardless of months.
Cranberry juice is the best
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Cranberry juice is the best
I think the post surgery depression is setting in
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I think the post surgery depression is setting in
Nothing says sophisticated voter like tiny fishnets
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Nothing says sophisticated voter like tiny fishnets
The movie “The Hunger” is just the directors cut of the “Total Eclipse of the Heart” music video.
October 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The movie “The Hunger” is just the directors cut of the “Total Eclipse of the Heart” music video.
We are a house divided. My wife is against the Oxford comma.
October 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We are a house divided. My wife is against the Oxford comma.
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If there was any doubt how gay my wife is, she’s trying to figure out if she can buy Subaru sneakers.
October 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If there was any doubt how gay my wife is, she’s trying to figure out if she can buy Subaru sneakers.