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“a aventura está lá fora”🎈
mas e o fodase?
October 8, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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um dia eu acho o vagabundo q criou o Excel
a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
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October 3, 2024 at 6:55 PM
esqueci o meu fone vo me mata
October 2, 2024 at 2:46 PM
nem nas minhas férias eu tenho paz
October 1, 2024 at 5:09 AM
o tt volta quando?
October 1, 2024 at 5:09 AM
puta que pariu que deja vu do cacete
September 24, 2024 at 10:39 PM
eu tenho tanta vontade de socar a cara daquela vagabunda
September 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
meu deus como eu odeio esse professor
September 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
se stalker as pessoas fosse um crime eu estaria morta já
September 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
acho que vou morrer de curiosidade
September 21, 2024 at 9:45 PM
safado
September 20, 2024 at 9:53 PM
AAAAAA
September 18, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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September 18, 2024 at 5:34 PM
todo mundo voltando pro tt menos eu
September 18, 2024 at 6:30 PM
como assim o tt voltou
September 18, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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If he has another failed assassination attempt, they could make a video game called Worst Person Shooter
September 15, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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September 15, 2024 at 6:56 PM
não acredito
September 15, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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a sensação de menstruar e entender “porque eu tava uma vadia estressada com o mundo”
a picture of an erupting volcano with the words eclipse moon written on the bottom
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September 14, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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quando meus amigos me chamam pra sair
September 14, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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Assim todo dia
September 13, 2024 at 3:51 PM
tudo que tinha para dar errado deu
September 11, 2024 at 7:31 PM
esse tempo vai me mata
September 11, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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September 11, 2024 at 2:53 PM
meu cabelo ta muito feio que inferno
September 11, 2024 at 2:14 PM