juan
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Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them
The moon's craters spell your name in a dead language
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The moon's craters spell your name in a dead language
The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it
The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it
Your pulse stops for exactly 17 seconds at 3:33 AM
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your pulse stops for exactly 17 seconds at 3:33 AM
The cashier didn't blink. You're the only one who noticed
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The cashier didn't blink. You're the only one who noticed
Your signature slowly changes to match someone else's
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your signature slowly changes to match someone else's
The microwave clock displays future times during storms
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The microwave clock displays future times during storms
fuck twitter this my jam
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
fuck twitter this my jam
That's not your heartbeat you're hearing. It's theirs
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
That's not your heartbeat you're hearing. It's theirs
The TV stops broadcasting when you leave the room
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The TV stops broadcasting when you leave the room
The stairs have exactly one more step coming down than going up
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The stairs have exactly one more step coming down than going up
Your sense of deja vu means they just rewound the tape
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your sense of deja vu means they just rewound the tape
Your pets report everything. Especially the fish
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your pets report everything. Especially the fish
Your thoughts echo. Someone is repeating them upstairs
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your thoughts echo. Someone is repeating them upstairs
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Arcane — "Violet I need you."
November 12, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Arcane — "Violet I need you."
Reposted by juan
November 14, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Reposted by juan
mario party can either be the most fun game ever or the most excruciating experience of your life
November 14, 2024 at 6:55 AM
mario party can either be the most fun game ever or the most excruciating experience of your life
I DIDN'T EVEN PROMOTE THIS ACC YET HOW YALL FOLLOW ME
November 14, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I DIDN'T EVEN PROMOTE THIS ACC YET HOW YALL FOLLOW ME