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Juan Martos
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ExiLiAdO De TWiTTeR...
InTeNTaRé No MoLeSTaR, PeRo Si No Te GuSTa Lo QuE VeS, ReCuErDa QuE Yo NuNCa Te InViTé!!

Si EsToY CaBReaDo=PoLíTiCa
De BueN HuMoR=MúSiCa
GaNaS De SeXo=CoMo JaMóN!!
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Y en vivo y en directo!!
Para que vayamos calentando motores...

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December 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Del “día” dice…
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December 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Los desayunos que sirven son una puta mierda...
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December 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Pues agrédanse más, y dejad a l@s niñ@s en Paz!!
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December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Pues en el horizonte, solo tengo a Linkin Park en Madrid (entradas ya agotadas), pero creo que sería brutal una gran quedada de Bluskaeros para…

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Y creo que te coge cerquita…
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December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Intentaré ser tu Cofidis…
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Así estaba el tete hace 2 viernes en el Palacio Vistalegre…

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December 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Esa deuda puede ser saldada…

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December 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Muy guapo…
Buen finde, hermano!!

A la saca que va el tema!!

🤘🤘🤘
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December 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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He vuelto para esperar pacientemente el regreso de Heidi…

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Feliz finde, y cuidado con el columpio!!
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December 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Buenos días y feliz finde, lady Ruth!!
Has sido poseída por el espíritu del Grinch…
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December 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Igualmente, hermano!!

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December 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Buen finde, querida Alize!!
No maltrates demasiado el hígado…

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December 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Ya vimos a Macarena Olona alabando a Julio Anguita...
Esta vacuna ya la tenemos puesta!!
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Habrá que empezar 2026 con "mejor pie"...

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December 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Desbordado de curro, hemano!!
O bajo un par de marchas, o no llego a las uvas..

Todo bien por tierras manchegas??
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December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Ya extrañaba el PaulaSky este…
Seguimos a sus pies!!

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December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Entre los entramados de esta escoria y las dagas en la espalda de Xavi Alonso, no vamos a tener maíz suficiente...
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December 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Hoy lo pusiste fácil, hermano…
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Angelina Jolie
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Buenos días, hermosura…

Qué gusto verte de nuevo!!!
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