Juan Nilto
@juannilto.bsky.social
I can't pronounce bacaruda
Buttercups.org.uk
Buttercups.org.uk
Watch my pint I'm going for a piss.
January 28, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Watch my pint I'm going for a piss.
Keep Khan and Klingon?
January 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Keep Khan and Klingon?
Did your last jobbie at your last job leave you up shit creek without both a paddle and an income?
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Did your last jobbie at your last job leave you up shit creek without both a paddle and an income?
Counterpoint! Local pubs were much better before social media.
January 26, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Counterpoint! Local pubs were much better before social media.
I would count remembering the names and ages of my colleagues offspring a superpower. Would beat asking "How's the littlun doing?"
January 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I would count remembering the names and ages of my colleagues offspring a superpower. Would beat asking "How's the littlun doing?"
And the parent of the year award goes to....
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
And the parent of the year award goes to....
Harsh on both the ZSL and rats. Rats used to be part of their education sessions for kids.
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Harsh on both the ZSL and rats. Rats used to be part of their education sessions for kids.
Starling Bank presumably?
January 25, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Starling Bank presumably?
I reckon all my amenities are within 8 minutes walk from home. Are these Stalinists going to make me walk further? Bastards.
January 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I reckon all my amenities are within 8 minutes walk from home. Are these Stalinists going to make me walk further? Bastards.
Birth, school,work,death. Gotcha.
January 24, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Birth, school,work,death. Gotcha.
It all went pear shaped when it stopped being called Mothering Sunday, if you ask me.
January 24, 2026 at 10:50 AM
It all went pear shaped when it stopped being called Mothering Sunday, if you ask me.
Enjoy your Easter pranking...
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Enjoy your Easter pranking...
Think OP may have lost out to a school kid with an iPhone in the Droitwich Sentinel's photo of the week competition despite have camera equipment that cost him more than his first car.
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Think OP may have lost out to a school kid with an iPhone in the Droitwich Sentinel's photo of the week competition despite have camera equipment that cost him more than his first car.
I'm all over this. Standardisation marking, randomised double marking to build the tension. Invigilators pacing around looking for crib sheets and instant disqualification for anyone colouring outside the lines.
January 22, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I'm all over this. Standardisation marking, randomised double marking to build the tension. Invigilators pacing around looking for crib sheets and instant disqualification for anyone colouring outside the lines.
Little fella here. Who wants some? Let's go.
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Little fella here. Who wants some? Let's go.
If it's a salad then it should have salad cream on it shurely?
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
If it's a salad then it should have salad cream on it shurely?
I don't know, what's brown and sticky?
January 21, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I don't know, what's brown and sticky?
Fesshole slipping here, should have posted such a heart warming romantic story on 14th of February.
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Fesshole slipping here, should have posted such a heart warming romantic story on 14th of February.
What's wrong with the old school, "Next time try giving his guide dog a treat"?
January 20, 2026 at 11:36 AM
What's wrong with the old school, "Next time try giving his guide dog a treat"?
I raise you the entire Foster and Allen back catalogue.
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I raise you the entire Foster and Allen back catalogue.
Should resubmit with social and legacy inserted before media. Might be enough to be accepted.
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Should resubmit with social and legacy inserted before media. Might be enough to be accepted.
I guess you Kremlin handlers were too busy laughing and couldn't get you your lines to take in time?
January 18, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I guess you Kremlin handlers were too busy laughing and couldn't get you your lines to take in time?
I love the smell of feu orange in the morning
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I love the smell of feu orange in the morning
A couple more years and you'll be swapping Bristol stool scale scores at the breakfast table.
January 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
A couple more years and you'll be swapping Bristol stool scale scores at the breakfast table.