And why do they all have the same hair?

Points 2 and 3 could both be true if someone destroyed them. I wonder who would benefit.

Who?

I worked in an office where an scene from SVU was shot after hours. Many people stayed late. All the actors and crew were friendly, smiling at us as we passed them in the hall and inviting us to nosh off the services cart. Of course, we New Yorkers know not to bother celebrities in our midst.

Uh-oh.

Please tell me this is a joke.