Cutting my apple cider with rat poison (I’ve watched 1.6 seasons of The Wire)
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Cutting my apple cider with rat poison (I’ve watched 1.6 seasons of The Wire)
Progressive can’t stop you from becoming a resist lib
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Progressive can’t stop you from becoming a resist lib
It’s a #frozencorn thing, you wouldn’t get it
October 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It’s a #frozencorn thing, you wouldn’t get it
*guy whose only been reading Don DeLillo for four months* this is so Don DeLillo
September 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
*guy whose only been reading Don DeLillo for four months* this is so Don DeLillo
cutting out the fidget spinner middle man by going absolutely nuts on a ball bearing
August 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
cutting out the fidget spinner middle man by going absolutely nuts on a ball bearing
@unitedairhelp.bsky.social your stupid chicago interns don’t know how to sit during a baseball game. How can they be expected to keep planes airborne?
July 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@unitedairhelp.bsky.social your stupid chicago interns don’t know how to sit during a baseball game. How can they be expected to keep planes airborne?
How I miss the regular joe section of the DNC. it was like my favorite holiday (cooperate pride) but democrat themed. Sorry, just gazing wistfully at McCormick Place. I have a shiny kamala trading card.
July 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How I miss the regular joe section of the DNC. it was like my favorite holiday (cooperate pride) but democrat themed. Sorry, just gazing wistfully at McCormick Place. I have a shiny kamala trading card.
I did not consent to this substack
July 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I did not consent to this substack
piloting my American re-education program (listening to 3.5 hours of Pete Seeger a day)
July 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
piloting my American re-education program (listening to 3.5 hours of Pete Seeger a day)
rip John Lennon you would’ve loved writing “War is a Bruh Moment”
June 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
rip John Lennon you would’ve loved writing “War is a Bruh Moment”
watching the mlb app at a boystown bar’s Drag Race viewing party
June 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
watching the mlb app at a boystown bar’s Drag Race viewing party
going Pete Seeger mode on the back porch tn
June 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
going Pete Seeger mode on the back porch tn
Is Lorne Michaels on bluesky? John Lutz would play an incredible Brad Lander. Please Lorne I’m on to something huge
June 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Is Lorne Michaels on bluesky? John Lutz would play an incredible Brad Lander. Please Lorne I’m on to something huge
My humors are batting 0/4
April 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My humors are batting 0/4
Cool how the internet just blows now
April 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Cool how the internet just blows now
Why’d I spend my day making spreadsheet on one of only two days a week when I do not need to be making spreadsheet
April 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why’d I spend my day making spreadsheet on one of only two days a week when I do not need to be making spreadsheet
why can’t I watch the Rabbit of Seville on YouTube? An ecosystem of suffering is born each day
March 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
why can’t I watch the Rabbit of Seville on YouTube? An ecosystem of suffering is born each day
liquid iv preys on the illness battered consumer. What the hell is an electrolyte? Better have the most
March 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
liquid iv preys on the illness battered consumer. What the hell is an electrolyte? Better have the most
you can kinda replicate the high of Old Twitter by being the only one to use a group chat
March 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
you can kinda replicate the high of Old Twitter by being the only one to use a group chat
he is watching Modern Marvels
March 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
he is watching Modern Marvels
is the answer to severance just that they’re bene gesseritting Adam Scott’s seed to prune the human brain of tomorrow
February 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
is the answer to severance just that they’re bene gesseritting Adam Scott’s seed to prune the human brain of tomorrow
hater gf doesn’t want me to coin the portmanteau “chibing” (chilling vibing)
February 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
hater gf doesn’t want me to coin the portmanteau “chibing” (chilling vibing)
flung a hair tie (his favorite toy) into the clean towel hamper
February 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
flung a hair tie (his favorite toy) into the clean towel hamper