Malik Pittman | Houston Realtor
@juicemanmalik.bsky.social
Christ Follower | Realtor®🏡 | 1906 | UF Alum 🐊 | 🇯🇲
MIA ✈️ HTX
MIA ✈️ HTX
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Is “Excuse Me” a foreign saying? Cuz im about to start sticking my foot out… oops
November 28, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Is “Excuse Me” a foreign saying? Cuz im about to start sticking my foot out… oops
So we eating grapes this year?
November 25, 2024 at 1:09 AM
So we eating grapes this year?
My Little Chicken Nugget. His Name is Ashton
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 AM
My Little Chicken Nugget. His Name is Ashton
So when y’all go out, how do y’all socialize with people. Cuz I’m ready to hop in my car and go home
November 24, 2024 at 5:14 AM
So when y’all go out, how do y’all socialize with people. Cuz I’m ready to hop in my car and go home
Got a haircut this week so I just might pop out this weekend. But I’m sure I’ll convince myself to stay in 😅
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Got a haircut this week so I just might pop out this weekend. But I’m sure I’ll convince myself to stay in 😅
Do I really want to commit to running a full marathon?
November 23, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Do I really want to commit to running a full marathon?
A coworker called me after hours.. whatever you needed can wait til we’re back in office
Coworkers are NOT your friends 😂🤣🙅🏽♂️
#blacksky
#blacksky
November 23, 2024 at 3:18 AM
A coworker called me after hours.. whatever you needed can wait til we’re back in office
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OMG. I JUST NOTICED THERE ARE NO ADS. 😭🙌🏽😭
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 AM
OMG. I JUST NOTICED THERE ARE NO ADS. 😭🙌🏽😭
Lack of space. Quality time is my #1 love language but I also desire separate spaces where we don’t always have to do things or be together.
17. what's a deal breaker for you in a relationship??
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Lack of space. Quality time is my #1 love language but I also desire separate spaces where we don’t always have to do things or be together.
Alright I gave in. I’m giving Hinge 1 week 🫠
November 23, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Alright I gave in. I’m giving Hinge 1 week 🫠
Not my mom asking me why I’m not dating 😂 Mind ya business
November 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Not my mom asking me why I’m not dating 😂 Mind ya business
Download Hinge or stay strong and thug it out? 🙃
November 21, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Download Hinge or stay strong and thug it out? 🙃
I eat Heath bars 🙃
What’s one“old person” thing do you do?
November 21, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I eat Heath bars 🙃
Houston, TX 🤟🏾
$1,195,000
$1,195,000
November 21, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Houston, TX 🤟🏾
$1,195,000
$1,195,000
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Fuck a breakup , have you ever finished a Netflix series you loved 😭😭
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Fuck a breakup , have you ever finished a Netflix series you loved 😭😭
I love the mysteriousness of when someone says “partner” instead of using the pronouns of their significant other 😂
November 19, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I love the mysteriousness of when someone says “partner” instead of using the pronouns of their significant other 😂
Haircuts always coming through for the confidence boost 🤟🏾
November 19, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Haircuts always coming through for the confidence boost 🤟🏾
Daily Dose of Beautiful Texas Homes 🖤
November 19, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Daily Dose of Beautiful Texas Homes 🖤
Mind you, I just opened this app
November 19, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Mind you, I just opened this app
Do people still create and bury time capsules?
November 19, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Do people still create and bury time capsules?
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Finally started being selfish and putting myself first instead of trying to help everyone figure their problems out
I need my people to quote this with some wins they had in 2024.
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Finally started being selfish and putting myself first instead of trying to help everyone figure their problems out
November 17, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I guarantee you the ones that are insistent on staying on the other app are the same ones that said they wouldn’t get on Tik Tok… now look at them, crackheads 😭
a man wearing a red beanie and a tan jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a red beanie and a tan jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
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November 17, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I guarantee you the ones that are insistent on staying on the other app are the same ones that said they wouldn’t get on Tik Tok… now look at them, crackheads 😭
I love the fact that I don’t know a single one of y’all. But it feels like we’re all at one big family reunion 😂
#blacksky #addtoblacksky
#blacksky #addtoblacksky
November 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I love the fact that I don’t know a single one of y’all. But it feels like we’re all at one big family reunion 😂
#blacksky #addtoblacksky
#blacksky #addtoblacksky