Jules Benjamin
@julesbenjamin.bsky.social
Musician, writer, explorer.
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Songwriter here, eagerly awaiting your instructions!
July 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Songwriter here, eagerly awaiting your instructions!
Iggy Pop’s real name is Igneous Rock.
April 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Iggy Pop’s real name is Igneous Rock.
William G. Stewart’s funeral will be at 12:45.
February 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
William G. Stewart’s funeral will be at 12:45.
I’ve changed the name of my daily Americano to an Englando, and there’s nothing that the tango in chief can do about it.
February 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I’ve changed the name of my daily Americano to an Englando, and there’s nothing that the tango in chief can do about it.
White boards are remarkable.
February 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
White boards are remarkable.
Iron Man is dead. Rust in peace.
February 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Iron Man is dead. Rust in peace.
I thought the second amendment was so that the people could rise up against a tyrannical government?
Have the rules changed?
#2ndAmendment
Have the rules changed?
#2ndAmendment
February 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I thought the second amendment was so that the people could rise up against a tyrannical government?
Have the rules changed?
#2ndAmendment
Have the rules changed?
#2ndAmendment
Time saving life hack: instead of saying ‘five hundred’ just say ‘fundred’.
Another one of those the same time tomorrow.
Another one of those the same time tomorrow.
February 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Time saving life hack: instead of saying ‘five hundred’ just say ‘fundred’.
Another one of those the same time tomorrow.
Another one of those the same time tomorrow.
Whatever happens now, to finish in the last 16 of the #ChampionsLeague is an incredible achievement for #AstonVilla.
January 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Whatever happens now, to finish in the last 16 of the #ChampionsLeague is an incredible achievement for #AstonVilla.
Why do they call them herds of bovines, and not Ox Fam?
January 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Why do they call them herds of bovines, and not Ox Fam?
Why don’t they just call buffalo wings, chicken wings?
They’re really not fooling anybody.
They’re really not fooling anybody.
January 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why don’t they just call buffalo wings, chicken wings?
They’re really not fooling anybody.
They’re really not fooling anybody.
Them: Where do you get your ketchup from?
Me: I DON’T REVEAL MY SAUCES!
Me: I DON’T REVEAL MY SAUCES!
December 23, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Them: Where do you get your ketchup from?
Me: I DON’T REVEAL MY SAUCES!
Me: I DON’T REVEAL MY SAUCES!
Cecil B. DeMille’s name in English is Cecil B. Two Thousand.
December 6, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Cecil B. DeMille’s name in English is Cecil B. Two Thousand.
Funny that it’s the idiots that bang on about democracy who think they can force a general election with a petition.
November 25, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Funny that it’s the idiots that bang on about democracy who think they can force a general election with a petition.
It’s time we all quietly accepted that Nicola Walker is the ideal woman.
November 24, 2024 at 11:35 PM
It’s time we all quietly accepted that Nicola Walker is the ideal woman.
It’s a great day for cosplay cunts to pretend they care about something they previously helped to ruin.
November 19, 2024 at 7:37 PM
It’s a great day for cosplay cunts to pretend they care about something they previously helped to ruin.
Let’s see what this place is like. The other place smells of hate, rage and disappointment.
November 13, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Let’s see what this place is like. The other place smells of hate, rage and disappointment.