"We’re going to go on offence, not just on defence. Maximum lethality, not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct.” - Hesgeth.
Damn the DoD and its defensive-only wars like Iraq!
And its tepidly legal less-lethal weapons like napalm, WP, cluster bombs, DU shells, and Agent Orange!

"We started losing wars when we became DoD!" My friends Tecumseh and Pancho Villa can think of a couple wars you lost prior to the DoD. But yeah, it's all in the name, the Viet Cong, Al-Qaeda and the Taliban would've been too scared to oppose a Department of War.

Gotta love the Trump government: "we have to curb spending!" 5 minutes later - "we have to spend however much it costs to pointlessly rename everything!"

The J in J Robert Oppenheimer stood for Jiang Zemin. Pretty impressive career: first a nuclear physicist, then the Paramount Leader of China, and finally a rapper and producer under the stage name Jay-Z.

Granted, Kathleen Wynne boasted about how little her government spent on healthcare. As fas as I'm concerned, both the Libs and the Cons are two sides of the same neoliberal coin that have been destroying Ontario for the past 40 years or so.

George: "They made Metroid an FPS, Jerry! Metroid's a side-scroller, it's always been a side scroller."
Jerry: "So? What's the big deal?"
George: "I can't handle three dimensions, two were hard enough."
Kramer: "You want hard, my friend Bob Sacamano's making a DK game with bongo controls."