@julesonabike.bsky.social
New favourite insult. You absolute pasty barm
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 PM
New favourite insult. You absolute pasty barm
One of these drove past me yesterday called Septic Wizards.
My new metal band name!
My new metal band name!
January 31, 2026 at 6:27 PM
One of these drove past me yesterday called Septic Wizards.
My new metal band name!
My new metal band name!
Awww. Don't spoil it
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Awww. Don't spoil it
For those of us who were kids in the never-quite-enough-to-eat 1970s, it's the fact that you can have as much as you want that makes hotel breakfasts exciting
January 31, 2026 at 12:36 PM
For those of us who were kids in the never-quite-enough-to-eat 1970s, it's the fact that you can have as much as you want that makes hotel breakfasts exciting
She should turn up covering her hair by wearing a beanie, huge baggy skater jeans and oversized shirt, goth eyeliner and maybe a nose piercing. Malicious compliance
Oh, and then dump his ass obvs.
Oh, and then dump his ass obvs.
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
She should turn up covering her hair by wearing a beanie, huge baggy skater jeans and oversized shirt, goth eyeliner and maybe a nose piercing. Malicious compliance
Oh, and then dump his ass obvs.
Oh, and then dump his ass obvs.
Is he still having kidney dialysis or has that just been forgotten about
January 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Is he still having kidney dialysis or has that just been forgotten about
Popular opinion: good.
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Popular opinion: good.
Aged about 12, I saw my friend Aileen in town.
So I ran up behind her and jumped on her back piggy-back styley. As you do.
It was, in fact, not Aileen.
So I ran up behind her and jumped on her back piggy-back styley. As you do.
It was, in fact, not Aileen.
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Aged about 12, I saw my friend Aileen in town.
So I ran up behind her and jumped on her back piggy-back styley. As you do.
It was, in fact, not Aileen.
So I ran up behind her and jumped on her back piggy-back styley. As you do.
It was, in fact, not Aileen.
He looks like an evil baby that someone has drawn on.
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
He looks like an evil baby that someone has drawn on.
Also, why is she never actually at work?
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Also, why is she never actually at work?
And the army of invisible babysitters allowing all the parents of small children to actually have a social life.
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
And the army of invisible babysitters allowing all the parents of small children to actually have a social life.
Anyone else really not care who's stalking Zoe? Tedious storyline. Actor playing Anthony is as wooden as a Christmas market shed.
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Anyone else really not care who's stalking Zoe? Tedious storyline. Actor playing Anthony is as wooden as a Christmas market shed.
I'd be up for exchanging 2 doughnuts a day instead of having periods.
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'd be up for exchanging 2 doughnuts a day instead of having periods.
Circular breathing 😂
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Circular breathing 😂
There's a website somewhere for every kink.
Ybf, someone who can play one of those is probably great at kissing!
Ybf, someone who can play one of those is probably great at kissing!
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
There's a website somewhere for every kink.
Ybf, someone who can play one of those is probably great at kissing!
Ybf, someone who can play one of those is probably great at kissing!
Hob nob, viennese, nice
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hob nob, viennese, nice
The start of the finale of Bruckner Symphony no 8.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The start of the finale of Bruckner Symphony no 8.
My ringtone. Matches the ominous doom i feel at the prospect of talking to people on the phone
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My ringtone. Matches the ominous doom i feel at the prospect of talking to people on the phone
It's not personal. Miles Davis hates everyone
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It's not personal. Miles Davis hates everyone
You have children. Prioritise them
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
You have children. Prioritise them
I can't think of any pros
October 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I can't think of any pros
Make one of him with a massive c*ck and tell him how much hotter it is than him!
October 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Make one of him with a massive c*ck and tell him how much hotter it is than him!
Early pregnancy - exhausting.
Late pregnancy - uncomfortable and inconvenient.
About 3 weeks in the middle somewhere - glowing!
Late pregnancy - uncomfortable and inconvenient.
About 3 weeks in the middle somewhere - glowing!
September 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Early pregnancy - exhausting.
Late pregnancy - uncomfortable and inconvenient.
About 3 weeks in the middle somewhere - glowing!
Late pregnancy - uncomfortable and inconvenient.
About 3 weeks in the middle somewhere - glowing!
Yeah - I read this as "i want to wear make up"
Dude, you can. It's 2025!
Dude, you can. It's 2025!
September 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Yeah - I read this as "i want to wear make up"
Dude, you can. It's 2025!
Dude, you can. It's 2025!
"Most of my friends are on my side" so they are all rushing forward to volunteer to be the surrogate, right? . . . Right?
September 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"Most of my friends are on my side" so they are all rushing forward to volunteer to be the surrogate, right? . . . Right?