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🍉🌸Juli🌸🍉
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Juli ✨ She/her ✨ Pansexual ✨ Studying ✨ Lvl 21 ✨ Tall queen from Norway ✨ Interests: Computers, Videogames, Social science ✨ DMs open ✨ Discord: juli6969
When my boss caught me putting up flyers and stickers saying to boycott Israeli products, he told me he can't find other non-israeli suppliers because his business would go bankrupt

If/when Norway imposes boycotts on Israel at a state level I wonder what he'll have to say, will he admit guilt?
May 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Wanting to get stoned and scream-sing Sleepyhead rn
May 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
>me
>downloads app
>expecting more flush UI for my phone
>press a widget in the app
>widget is actually a link
>link takes me to the app-makers website
>the website is the same unoptimised one that anyone can access with a web-browser
>truly peak app design
May 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Walked over crosswalk, car didn't see me (idiot), I obviously see him, I keep walking until he passes right in front of me; literally

I kick his brake light in and run to my bus which I know leaves in a minute cuz of the LCD sign at the front of the bus

Juli: 1
(now cracked) brake light: 0
May 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Tried to make a Big Mac, had to ommit one patty though cuz the burger was so big already😭
May 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I will one day find a curry recipie that is too spicy for me, but that day is not today

Curry is so fkn good omgggg
May 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Ethan is the biggest loser in the world, he is the bottom of the barrel, the last part of sugar-free nutella that no one can quite reach with their knife, so they don't bother, and just wash the jar and throw it away instead; trash, worthless and a waste of space on this godforsaken earth

Herregud
May 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I just watched the Hasan debate with Ethan

I think i'm a masochist

It's a good day to not be a zionist
May 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bye bye, wheel👋
May 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I donate 33kr (3€) to Wikipedia each month, each year, for as long as free information is available on the internet

Why can't you?
May 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Curry pizza:3
May 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Essays are just academic yapping
May 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I got a 1000kr fine today😔
April 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Netflix & Chill

Game & Turkey

Hotel, Trivago
April 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This was pretty good ngl
April 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just got my hearing test results - turns out my eardrums are concave and don’t vibrate properly. I thought that was normal, since when I equalize the pressure and they flatten, everything sounds painfully loud… but apparently that’s how I’m actually supposed to hear

Curious...
April 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Making burgers is my bread and butter... And patties of course
April 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I keep sneezing, and my nose is constantly runny

I have literally never been allergic to anything wtf
April 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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April 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Egg
April 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I can read the package instructions five times and still see "1–1,5 dl" as "1–1,5 l" when adding water.

It’s one thing to gloss over details, but reading it repeatedly and STILL fucking it up is so insanely frustrating; makes me wonder how i fucking survive day to day lmao

No stew for me ig
April 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Omg transpersoner!!!!!!!!
April 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This reads like a poem from the baroque era, so beautiful
April 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM