To All Employers,

I'm looking for a job. My brain is not great but moldable so you can use my brain for anything you would like. I have very few hard skills & even less soft skills but I'm pretty cute. I may only speak in monotone but I can also knit you a hat in multicolor.

#job

for some reason in 2020 while people were getting into hobbies/personal growth, I was watching and rewatching, many times a day for many weeks, the opening to the 2009 oscars. just rewatched for the first time in a year and it still holds up.
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Correlation =/= causality #tylenol youtube.com/watch?v=lbOD...

"We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty" youtube.com/watch?v=vEvE...

I just realized that my work persona is probably giving dumb airhead ditzy girl... I try not to be this, but sometimes I'm like the "oops, all berries" version, and it is not great.

My chickens are coming home to roost, but some of them were eaten by coyotes and out ran foxes, and others have ptsd and anxiety, and some are just assholes.

This explains the importance of government statisticians and what the consumer price index and objective truth for democracy. It was published in September of 2024 (and is in/updated for 2025 in "Who is Government") but it seems more important now. washingtonpost.com/opinions/int...

I hate surprises. I hate Bee stings and work meetings that are hijacked to be about completely different unprepared topics with strangers, whom I also did not prepare to meet.

I went through a 6 month period in 2023 when I would listen to The Beach Boys (Mainly listening to Pet Sounds on a loop) every day for hours at a time.

Brian Wilson was a genius, RIP.

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Breaking: ABC News says senior national correspondent Terry Moran "has been suspended pending further evaluation." This since-deleted tweet is the reason for the suspension:

A recent study found that for every $1 invested in the National Weather Service, it produces $73 in value to Americans.

Not only is the NWS a life-saving government resource, it's actually quite efficient.

Torrance boy, 9, detained by ICE for planned deportation to Honduras; community outraged

Tonight, Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band opened their Land of Hope & Dreams Tour. Bruce launched this run of shows with three statements about the situation in the United States, with comments preceding his songs Land of Hope and Dreams, House of a Thousand Guitars and My City of Ruins.

I think I like swimming because I can do it while being horizontal... I just think my body was not built for land and being up right, and my hypermobile joints prefer water or lying down.

After the L.A. fires, federal and state disaster agencies refused to perform comprehensive soil testing to ensure properties in burn zones are free of fire-related contamination. Testing conducted by The Times reveals elevated levels of arsenic, lead and mercury in postfire soil.

@booker.senate.gov
Thank you.

My new motto is: "anything can happen if you are weird" to justify my social anxiety.

In January 2017, @maddow.msnbc.com gave a a talk about how we should proceed in these trying times. I changed my train ticket to go back to Smith early to hear her. I still think about that talk 8 years later. "It is time to stop being shocked that this is new reality" www.nepm.org/podcasts-pro...