Julia Longpre
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Julia Longpre
@juliamarblefaun.bsky.social
Lover of art in all its forms, smart people, and real estate. Hater of consumerism and philistines.
THIS is how it needs to be framed everywhere. Politics divides people, but uniting against billionaires and their corporations is something we can all support.
#BanBillionaires
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
2 biz across the street from each other closed a week apart, Fir and Broadway.
Surprised Trees lasted. “The Best cheesecake in Vancouver” 🙄 (my dad’s is). Kohler had weird hours and was always empty.
Neither are a loss.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You never know what is going on in a house and I was NOT expecting this…😍
#VanRE
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Home alone and I don’t know how to get music on the TV.
I managed to put A Charlie Brown Christmas on. 😊
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The wood grain on the wall…😍😍😍 vs the fake wood floor.
That floor is a crime. #VanRE
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Glass block has always been great. This decor not so much.
#VanRE
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This should be interesting…
1st-$500k under assessed and will lose $ on 2016 purchase at this price.
2nd will also lose $ from 2020, $460k under assessed. Desperation showing but will anyone care? #VanRE
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Ghoul gotta go.

#BrodieResign
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It makes me sad to think that decor stuck in amber is a thing of the past. IDT we’re gonna see 80s decor, or 90s unchanged for decades like this. FWIW I like the commitment, not the decor.
#VanRE
#70s
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
STOP USING AI -
it is so fucking dumb

#AISucks
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Going down a Celerie Kemble rabbit hole and I HATE when my kid sees cardboard boxes, don’t u???
Also one of her kids is named RASCAL. 😆
#PrivilegedPeople
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I NEED THIS ON A TSHIRT

Judith beheading Holofernes is also one of my fave painting subjects.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
On a rainy fall afternoon, there is nothing better than a pile of magazines and books from the library, mello donuts (eaten 😬) and stovetop espresso.
#HappyPlace
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Reason to dislike Sim #964. Never been to Rosemary Rock Salt bc I HATE the name. Names bagels after Van areas and they reflect 0 about them. Steveston, OK. The rest? This biz was a warning people.
#SimSucks
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Kind of obsessed with this room in this office building.
Someone’s apartment?
Need to get pics from the other side. Thoughts?
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This doesn’t look so bad…until u learn the house was built in 2024…
AFTER they paid $2.1 😳
Built a whole ass house and you walked with $800k??
Pretty sure they lost quit a bit more than a million.
#VanRE
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If you’re looking for a ma… 🤔…age
they’ve got you covered!!
Or maybe not because they’re …EN, not OPEN.
😆
#BadSigns
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just learned that pronouncing MAUVE “mawv” is correct in ‘Merica. 😩

British English supremacy is real.
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Oct 5 vs Nov 15
Missing the leaves.
#Fall
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A failed “investment” going on 10 years.
I hope westside owners who bought to make $$$ are worried.
#VanRE
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I love realtor BS. 🙄
I mean when I think “starter home” I think $2 million dollar shack, don’t you? And there are no rare opportunities in this market. Marpole ”highly desirable”?? 🤣
AI NEEDS TO COME FOR REALTORS ASAP. #VanRE
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Small victory, but this makes me happy.
2 bdrms should be under $500k, over 800 sq ft.
They were asking $650k in February. Assessed $641.
#VanRE
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Someone needs to do something beautiful with this building on Pemberton in Norgate. The fact that the windows are full of black tires is tragic.
#VanRE
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
This DEMANDS action by citizens. The ceiling of the Aquatic Centre is falling in, we’re behind on pools across the city, need more libraries, but cops are taking all the $$$!!!
#SimSucks
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Imagine paying almost $4 mill for this trash…🤯
Money does not buy taste.
#VanRE
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM