Julien Hoez
@julienhoez.eu
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🇫🇷Social-libéral politologue fighting for a stronger EU 🇪🇺
🧠 Reformed think tanker | 📰 Editor
💻 Political Consultant |🌍 Political & foreign affairs
🇫🇷Social-libéral politologue fighting for a stronger EU 🇪🇺
🧠 Reformed think tanker | 📰 Editor
💻 Political Consultant |🌍 Political & foreign affairs
Donald Trump is just so, so dumb
January 23, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Donald Trump is just so, so dumb
This guy sitting there going "b r u h" is everyone with a brain watching this mess
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
This guy sitting there going "b r u h" is everyone with a brain watching this mess
I'm listening to his Davos speech, and Donald Trump is clearly suffering from full-blown psychosis and being abused by his "supporters" and team.
I mean this is ridiculous.
I mean this is ridiculous.
January 21, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I'm listening to his Davos speech, and Donald Trump is clearly suffering from full-blown psychosis and being abused by his "supporters" and team.
I mean this is ridiculous.
I mean this is ridiculous.
The Donald Trump presidency in dance form
January 21, 2026 at 11:17 AM
The Donald Trump presidency in dance form
Donald Trump has once again crashed the American economy
January 20, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Donald Trump has once again crashed the American economy
"Now I'm going to make the waning American hegemony disappear"
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 PM
"Now I'm going to make the waning American hegemony disappear"
So we now have confirmation that Donald Trump is planning to invade Greenland because he feels slighted over not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize from Norway.
And this is the man-child people keep trying to appease
And this is the man-child people keep trying to appease
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 AM
So we now have confirmation that Donald Trump is planning to invade Greenland because he feels slighted over not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize from Norway.
And this is the man-child people keep trying to appease
And this is the man-child people keep trying to appease
SABINE WEYAND KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
January 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
SABINE WEYAND KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
You know we live in a time of pathetically weak men when people clap like seals at the sight of an American President, even if it's Donald Trump, effectively forcing María Corina Machado to give him her Nobel Peace Prize so that he'll consider letting her do her job as the opposition in Venezuela.
January 16, 2026 at 10:03 AM
You know we live in a time of pathetically weak men when people clap like seals at the sight of an American President, even if it's Donald Trump, effectively forcing María Corina Machado to give him her Nobel Peace Prize so that he'll consider letting her do her job as the opposition in Venezuela.
Donald Trump is a pathetic loser
January 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Donald Trump is a pathetic loser
🇫🇷President Emmanuel Macron on French leadership role in Ukraine:
"Where Ukraine was overwhelmingly dependent on American intelligence capabilities a year ago, today two-thirds are provided by France. Two-thirds."
"Where Ukraine was overwhelmingly dependent on American intelligence capabilities a year ago, today two-thirds are provided by France. Two-thirds."
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
🇫🇷President Emmanuel Macron on French leadership role in Ukraine:
"Where Ukraine was overwhelmingly dependent on American intelligence capabilities a year ago, today two-thirds are provided by France. Two-thirds."
"Where Ukraine was overwhelmingly dependent on American intelligence capabilities a year ago, today two-thirds are provided by France. Two-thirds."
The American far-right really hate it when you not only make them look stupid, but then ignore them
Remember to keep you private life off of the internet, ladies and gentlemen!
Remember to keep you private life off of the internet, ladies and gentlemen!
January 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The American far-right really hate it when you not only make them look stupid, but then ignore them
Remember to keep you private life off of the internet, ladies and gentlemen!
Remember to keep you private life off of the internet, ladies and gentlemen!
“You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.” - Charles de Gaulle
I don’t know about you guys, but I think he had a point
I don’t know about you guys, but I think he had a point
January 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
“You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.” - Charles de Gaulle
I don’t know about you guys, but I think he had a point
I don’t know about you guys, but I think he had a point
We need more hardcore European propaganda
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
We need more hardcore European propaganda
"Greenland belongs to its people. It is for Denmark and Greenland, and them only, to decide on matters concerning Denmark and Greenland."
Joint statement on Greenland by
🇫🇷President Macron
🇩🇪Chancellor Merz
🇮🇹PM Meloni
🇵🇱PM Tusk
🇪🇸PM Sánchez
🇬🇧PM Starmer
🇩🇰PM Frederiksen
Joint statement on Greenland by
🇫🇷President Macron
🇩🇪Chancellor Merz
🇮🇹PM Meloni
🇵🇱PM Tusk
🇪🇸PM Sánchez
🇬🇧PM Starmer
🇩🇰PM Frederiksen
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"Greenland belongs to its people. It is for Denmark and Greenland, and them only, to decide on matters concerning Denmark and Greenland."
Joint statement on Greenland by
🇫🇷President Macron
🇩🇪Chancellor Merz
🇮🇹PM Meloni
🇵🇱PM Tusk
🇪🇸PM Sánchez
🇬🇧PM Starmer
🇩🇰PM Frederiksen
Joint statement on Greenland by
🇫🇷President Macron
🇩🇪Chancellor Merz
🇮🇹PM Meloni
🇵🇱PM Tusk
🇪🇸PM Sánchez
🇬🇧PM Starmer
🇩🇰PM Frederiksen
The far-right incels can’t even be attractive to AI that has been specifically DESIGNED to be more accommodating of their bullshit and like them 😂
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 AM
The far-right incels can’t even be attractive to AI that has been specifically DESIGNED to be more accommodating of their bullshit and like them 😂
One reason we Europeans are incapable of fighting in the world, or federalising into the geopolitical juggernaut we should be, is that our elected officials and civil servants were mostly spoiled, privileged children.
None had to fight through life, so why expect them to know how to fight now?
None had to fight through life, so why expect them to know how to fight now?
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
One reason we Europeans are incapable of fighting in the world, or federalising into the geopolitical juggernaut we should be, is that our elected officials and civil servants were mostly spoiled, privileged children.
None had to fight through life, so why expect them to know how to fight now?
None had to fight through life, so why expect them to know how to fight now?
Anybody so much as trying to use AI to edit someone’s photo in a sexual manner without their consent is a sexual predator.
Anybody advocating for people to do this is a sexual predator.
Every last one of you people should be arrested and put on watchlists.
You are scum.
Anybody advocating for people to do this is a sexual predator.
Every last one of you people should be arrested and put on watchlists.
You are scum.
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Anybody so much as trying to use AI to edit someone’s photo in a sexual manner without their consent is a sexual predator.
Anybody advocating for people to do this is a sexual predator.
Every last one of you people should be arrested and put on watchlists.
You are scum.
Anybody advocating for people to do this is a sexual predator.
Every last one of you people should be arrested and put on watchlists.
You are scum.
Do I bite the bullet and fundraise for the Paris Marathon?
December 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Do I bite the bullet and fundraise for the Paris Marathon?
There’s something uniquely trashy about copy and pasting someone’s content without sharing it directly, and doing this over and over when nobody likes your posts
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
There’s something uniquely trashy about copy and pasting someone’s content without sharing it directly, and doing this over and over when nobody likes your posts
This Nth Zelenskyy-Trump meeting is going to lead to yet another 180 from Trump, which will last until he has another closed-door meeting with the pro-Russian #MAGA faction, who will make him do another 180 because Ukrainians don't primarily use English.
Rinse. Repeat.
Rinse. Repeat.
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
This Nth Zelenskyy-Trump meeting is going to lead to yet another 180 from Trump, which will last until he has another closed-door meeting with the pro-Russian #MAGA faction, who will make him do another 180 because Ukrainians don't primarily use English.
Rinse. Repeat.
Rinse. Repeat.
Imagine being foolish enough to trust Vladimir Putin when he says he has no plans to attack, invade, or occupy Europe.
December 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Imagine being foolish enough to trust Vladimir Putin when he says he has no plans to attack, invade, or occupy Europe.
Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk speaking ahead of #EUCO Summit
"Now we have a simple choice: either money today, or blood tomorrow. I’m not talking about Ukraine only, I’m talking about Europe. This is our decision to make. And only ours.
All European leaders must finally rise to the challenge"
"Now we have a simple choice: either money today, or blood tomorrow. I’m not talking about Ukraine only, I’m talking about Europe. This is our decision to make. And only ours.
All European leaders must finally rise to the challenge"
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk speaking ahead of #EUCO Summit
"Now we have a simple choice: either money today, or blood tomorrow. I’m not talking about Ukraine only, I’m talking about Europe. This is our decision to make. And only ours.
All European leaders must finally rise to the challenge"
"Now we have a simple choice: either money today, or blood tomorrow. I’m not talking about Ukraine only, I’m talking about Europe. This is our decision to make. And only ours.
All European leaders must finally rise to the challenge"