I keep meaning to make a custom bumper sticker that says, "Turn signals are sexy!" -- probably as effective as yelling at a cloud, sadly

And a not insignificant group of people who thought, "wow, it's so cool he wrote a song to that stadium chant!"

It's even more wild to learn he "joined the Sounders to 'help players with the mental side of the game.'" per a SaH, I'm flabbergasted every time I see him on our sideline

Seems to me there are a number of rules he's a bit hazy on

You and me both, comrade

Appreciate the hospitality, it's not a club I enjoy participating in, but rather grateful for its existence

Oh absolutely agree STH that sell week after week should get booted, but will tell you firsthand, the ones selling to road fans aren't bringing anything positive to the atmosphere when they are here. It's more than just the road fans ruining our once feared fortress

It doesn't help they're raising the ticket and concession prices so high the tech bros are practically the only ones that can afford it anymore. Your avg working class fan can barely afford to go to a single game, much less a whole season

This is one of my all-time favorite Beavis and Butt-Head video commentaries